'Sister Wives' Premiere Recap: If Christine Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy (VIDEO)

christine sister wivesThey're baaaack! Sister Wives has returned at last, with Season #3 appropriately premiering on Mother's Day, and you know what that means ... more of everybody's favorite Polymgamist with a Peter Pan Complex, Kody Brown!

What's that perpetual adolescent up to these days and how is it affecting his four wives, Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn? Well, apparently he's paying a lot more attention to shiny new toy Robyn and their baby son Solomon than he is to any of his other spouses. Shocking! I didn't see this one coming, did you?

You'll no doubt be equally "shocked" to learn which of the wives is most upset about the situation ...



Well, duh. As third wife, she's exhibiting the classic behavior of a youngest child who loses the coveted "baby of the family" slot when a new bundle of joy shows up.

Christine says she doesn't feel like Kody wants to be with her "at all," and that he never wants to come over and when he does he leaves as soon as he possibly can. Kody argues that he does want to come over, but when he gets there ... well, Christine's jealous, pouty funk frankly just bums his trip. Harshes his mellow. Okay? He's a chill dude, baby, can't you just go with the flow?

Hey, I don't blame Christine for being miserable and bitter. There's no way I could deal with that crap, but then again, there's no way I would ever sign on to deal with that crap. It makes me wonder if maybe Christine thought she'd be the third and final wife when she married Kody ... or maybe she just didn't have a grasp on what the emotional reality of plural marriage would really be like.

Whereas Meri and Janelle, at this point, seem to be kind of like ... whatevs.

Either way, looks like a juicy season of Sister Wives is ahead!

Do you think Christine is jealous of Robyn?

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