Miley Cyrus Rescues Puppy From Walmart Parking Lot (Miley Cyrus Shops at Walmart?!)

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Not the Walmart rescue puppy!
Miley Cyrus is so much more than a set of flat abs and a tiny waist, y'all! Who cares what she wears to Pilates -- the girl just rescued an adorable puppy some heartless monster abandoned outside of a freakin' Walmart! In a freakin' cardboard box!!!

Seriously, this actually happened. I know it sounds kind of like an episode of Hannah Montana (except better, because hottie BF Liam Hemsworth was with her at the time), but nope -- just a day in the life of Miley. (Which, by the way, was spent at Walmart?? Guess she really is a down-to-earth gal.)

Anyway -- oh my god, wait 'til you hear what she named the little guy ...

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Read the tweet and weep (tears of joy!):

yes :( he was left in a box Infront of Walmart. I don't understand how people can be so cruel. That's why we named him Happy

Happy! She named him Happy.

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And I bet he is happy: According to later tweets, after rescuing the pooch (probably a Beagle/Rottweiler mix), she popped him in her Margiela bag, got him groomed, and even hooked him up with his first ever girlfriend, a fluffy white puppy named Joey.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say what happened to Happy is probably the best thing that's ever happened to anybody at Walmart. Ever.

And just think: The way Miley collects canines, Happy will never be lonesome again!

Can you even believe Miley Cyrus rescued a puppy from a Walmart parking lot?!

 

Image via Pacific Coast News

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