Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Dating Would Be a Bad '70's' Flashback

ashton kutcherHere's somebody I don't like: Ashton Kutcher. Here's somebody I don't have a really strong opinion about but like her enough to worry about her hooking up with Ashton Kutcher: Mila Kunis. Alas, if the rumors are true (and aren't they always?), the alleged couple is re-living some weird fantasy from the first season of That 70's Show and frankly, that just grosses me out.

Kunis and Kutcher have been spotted out and about in L.A. grabbing sushi and furniture shopping (?), and supposedly they've been all about the slumber parties lately. Naturally Mila's rep is selling the "old friends" story, and I hope that's true ... for her sake.

Because Ashton Kutcher is one slimy fella.


Dude has been a sleazeball since everybody (inexplicably) fell for him as Kelso. Doesn't anybody else see it?! Sooooo smug and self-satisfied. In my opinion, he's way more of a d-bag than Charlie Sheen ever was, because Charlie Sheen never pretended to be anything BUT a d-bag.

Kutcher, on the other hand, is the dude who was spouting sage marriage advice to magazines at the same time that he was hot-tubbing it with Sara Leal (and so on, and so forth)!

“I think it’s all about working on the relationship and making it better … when it’s good. Don’t wait for a problem to work on things. The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.”

Whereas Charlie Sheen would've probably just said something like, "I think it's all about making sure you've got enough hookers and blow to get you by when your wife's outta town. Or out of the room, whatever."

I'm not saying I'd want to see Mila Kunis with Charlie Sheen, I'm just saying ... ew, girl! Run away, run away!!!

Do you think Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher make a good couple?


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