Rihanna Is Way Too Late to the Alexander Skarsgard Party (VIDEO)

alexander skarsgardUm, AHEM, Rihanna: I hate to break it to you, but you're just a tad bit extremely late to the Alexander Skarsgard party, okay? Apparently co-starring with True Blood's Viking vamp in the upcoming Battleship was a revelation of sorts for the singer, who said of the experience:

"Alexander Skarsgard is so hot. I had to keep my game face. I could stare at him all day long. I was just watching him on set. He's very focused and he was really sweet."

You don't say, Rihanna? That's all fine and dandy, but let me tell you something about us Truebies ...


We've been drooling over Eric Northman for MONTHS! For years! For lifetimes, even ...

And now suddenly you're all, "Alexander Skarsgard, he's so hot, blah, blah, blah, I just stared at him all day long, blah, blah, blah."

Well. Aren't you just an extremely undeserving lucky girl?

Do I sound like a crazed fan? A Skarsgard stalker? Yes, yes I do. And I don't care. Because that's the level of dedication it takes to be a true TRUEBIE!!

In my opinion, Rihanna should be subjected to a pop quiz, post haste: Eric Northman, True or False?

And if she fails? We'll digitally remove her from Battlestar. That's a reasonable request, no?

Do you think Rihanna deserved to stare at Alexander Skarsgard all day?

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