Jesse James Cheated on Sandra Bullock But You Should Feel Sorry for Him

Jesse James isn't really sure why so many people think of him as a total skeezebag, because really, all he did was cheat on his spouse, which a LOT of people do. Plus, he totally apologized for it already. What more do you WANT from Jesse James? Anyway, he's done with relationships because he's focusing on his kids now. In fact, he's realized what's really important in life, and he's totally over fame and girlfriends and all that stuff.

Oh, and by the way, he'd like you to watch his new reality television show, Jesse James: Outlaw Garage

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I'd like to give Jesse James the benefit of the doubt, but the problem is when you combine his history with the things he says publicly, there's really only one conclusion I can come to: the guy appears to be a giant douchebag.

I mean, let's revisit: he was married to Sandra Bullock, but their marriage fell apart in 2010 after a ton of women (including Michelle "Bombshell" McGee), came forward to reveal their affairs with him. That's about the time he became known as America's Biggest Jerkface, but according to James, he didn't really do anything to deserve the dishonor:

I think I've paid the price and then some, you know? I don't know anybody anywhere that's had to endure what I had to endure for basically infidelity. It's just the nature of my life. People always will want me sainted one minute, and strung up the next.

Call me crazy, but I think the fact that he cheated on her with, like, a TRILLION WOMEN had something to do with that bad reputation. Not to mention the fact that as soon as they split, she was off quietly raising the baby they were supposed to adopt together, while he was hooking up with everything that had a tattoo and a vagina, and telling the world his current girlfriend was "100 percent better in bed" than Bullock.

The "poor me, I'm vilified by the public" card is one he's been playing for a while, considering what he said to an Australian radio show last year:

The only people who said negative stuff to me were the paparazzi and they were being paid to do that. The media portrayed it as this big, huge negative thing but if anything, I got more support from everybody else, because, yes, I cheated on my wife but so do a lot of other people.

Right. The MEDIA portrayed it as a negative thing. If it wasn't for the tabloids, everyone would have clapped him on the back and told him what a stand-up guy he was for running around on his wife. And, of course, for allegedly cheating on his onetime fiancee Kat Von D in 2011—with NINETEEN WOMEN.

O, the price of fame! Why, it was surely almost enough to make him reconsider a new reality show that he's hoping will become a 20-episode series for Discovery.

Almost.

Do YOU think Jesse James has been treated unfairly by the media?



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