Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Married -- Finally!

angelina jolie bradd pitt wax figuresWax figuresHallelujah! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have finally caved in to their kids' requests to marry and stop living in sin. The news is everywhere so you've probably heard by now, they tied the knot yesterday at an intimate ceremony at their $56 million estate in Provence, France.

Angelina looked gorgeous in a stunning black gown with a slit up the left leg (she was sick of her right leg hogging all the attention). Yes, that's right -- black! Would you expect anything less from Angie? Her new HUSBAND Brad (!!!) looked strikingly handsome in a tux with his long locks slicked back. Dude didn't shave for the occasion, but he pulled it off.

But the even bigger news about the wedding (besides the actual marriage part) was who was in the wedding party! You will NOT believe this:


George Clooney served as Best Man and wore a tux. (His date was some tart-y chick with fake boobs.) Okay, so that's no big surprise. But you will never guess who was Angie's Maid of Honor ... 3, 2, 1 ... ready? Jennifer Aniston! Brad's former wife, who the gossip rags have us all believing is Angie's arch enemy! Well I guess we know that ain't true. Jenn was rockin' in a long Amish gown that covered all her sexy parts and she wore her hair in two super cute braids, topped with a white bonnet. So sweet! I just knew those two got along!

All of Brad and Angie's kids were in the wedding of course. The twins Knox and Vivienne were ring bearers. Shiloh (who wore a tux and had her hair slicked back just like dad's), Maddox, and Pax were all groomspeople, and oldest sister Zahara was a bridesmaid. Mariane Pearl (Angelina played her in A Mighty Heart) was also a bridesmaid.

I don't know about you guys, but I am so happy this day has finally come.

Congratulations to Brad & Angie!

Oh, and HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY to you!!


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