Marie Osmond Pees Her Pants on Stage Because Of Course

marie osmondGee golly willikers, everybody, that kooky brother-sister duo is at it again. Marie Osmond and Donny Osmond, both in their 50s, are apparently doing shows aboard four-night cruises to the Bahamas. What they do or how, exactly, they entertain remains to be seen, but something unusual happened during last week's show and the whole thing was caught on camera.

And yes, I'm just as shocked as you are that someone at a Donny and Marie show on a cruise ship had the technological know-how to not only film the incident, but upload it to the Internet. Very surprising.

Anyway, the incident caught on film and saved to the Web forever is a video of Marie Osmond peeing her pants on stage. You're welcome.


We have no idea what made Donny and Marie laugh that hard, but the two nutsos are just barrelled over. Then Marie wets herself. It's all very exciting.

And by "exciting" I mean "cloyingly wholesome" in the best way possible. Like, they're probably laughing their asses off about some G-rated joke, like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard, and then Marie's incontinence takes center stage. She pretends she has to wipe her pee up with a rag, and then exclaims, "Oh ship!" Instead of, you know, "Oh shit." Hilare! And then Donny's all, "We promised you an experience, you got it!" Hardee har har!

After seeing this, I just want to sip orange juice with Donny and Marie and discuss '70s television and crack UP when Donny does his terrible impression of Arnold saying "whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" Oh, how funny it would be. So funny, in fact, that Marie would just urinate all over the place, I'm sure.

Watch it all go down:

What do you think of Marie's accident?


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