Alexander Skarsgard Needs to Quit Dating Blondes, Already

alexander skarsgardNo. No, no, no. I know Alexander Skarsgard's private life is (technically) none of my business, but I simply cannot stand back and watch him make yet another terrible relationship mistake. Think of the heartache he could have been spared if only he listened when I warned him about Kate Bosworth! (Not that I had an actual conversation with Askars or anything. Unless you count all those telepathic messages I sent.)

Of course it doesn't matter now. Because Skarsgard did more (or less) than not heed my psychic counsel. He also, apparently, didn't learn from his breakup with Bosworth. Because if there's anything to the latest rumors, the hottest vamp in Bon Temps is now hooking up with yet another blonde.

Who's the new Goldilocks, you ask? You'll never believe it ...

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It pains me to tell you this, truly ... she's ... an Olsen sister.

GASP!!!!!!

No, not Mary Kate or Ashley. Alexander Skarsgard is supposedly getting it on with that new Olsen chick, Elizabeth Olsen, the younger one who doesn't have a twin but DOES seem to have some credibility as an actor. So I guess she at least has something going for her, and she's definitely easy on the eyes, which explains why the pair got lots of attention when they reportedly cozied up for a conversation at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.

Still. I highly doubt she can handle hanging with Viking royalty. Especially because of the way she's sidestepping questions about her "relationship" with Skarsgard:

"The one time I make it part of my life and you have a conversation with someone, you're just like, 'Okay, well, I guess talking to people is not a [relationship].'"

Huh?! Honey, that was weak! If there's something going on, say it! Shout it from the hilltops, girl ... I'm dating Eric Northman!!!

Or if you're going to deny it, at least sound convincing. None of this wishy-washy stuff.

She's worse than Sookie!

Clearly Alexander Skarsgard needs to be with a brunette, post haste. A girl with a mind of her own. A lady who can handle his magnificent Swedish self.

Not that I have anyone particular in mind ...

Do you think Alexander Skarsgard and Elizabeth Olsen make a good couple?

 

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