Miley Cyrus' X-Rated Cake Photos Are Silly, Not Scandalous

Miley Cyrus and Liam HemsworthNewsflash: Miley Cyrus is now 19 years old. She's no longer starring on Disney TV shows or singing at Disney World as Hannah Montana. In the past year alone, she's made it clear she likes to party, has a dirty mouth on occasion, and enjoys smoking a popular, albeit illegal substance. So it really should come as no surprise that the entertainer was photographed in a provocative pose with a huge penis cake presented to her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, for his birthday last weekend.

Yes, you read that right. Former Disney star + phallic dessert = SHOCKER! Oh, yeah, and she also was said to be "drinking alcohol and partying all night." Hellooooo, Captain Obvious.


*looking at my watch* Yes, I think it's about time to get over it. It's become BLATANTLY obvious that Miley's no squeaky-clean Taylor Swift, and thank goodness for that! (I'm tellin' ya, some day that Taylor is going to have a serious Michael Jackson moment and wonder why she kept dressing like a 5-year-old in frilly dresses and having school-yard crushes well into her double digits.)

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The fact is, whether you like it or not, if Miley was a normal 19-year-old, she would probably be doing these very same things or much worse at college. Everyone knows that age is prime time for extreme partying and throwing caution to the wind to take raunchy photos. How many now almost 30-year-olds still have Facebook photos -- or if they're smart, photos hidden on an old hard drive -- of themselves a.) holding an entire bottle of vodka, b.) posing with some kind of X-rated gag gift, c.) posing inappropriately, or d.) all of the above?

Most of us have been there, done that. But because Miley used to be a kiddie star and is still famous, we think she needs to be held to a higher standard? Pffft, pleeeeease. At 19, the girl just wants to have fun. No big deal, although, some day -- maybe when she has her own kids -- she might wish she wasn't quite so snap-happy, at least not around the penis cake ...

Do these photos shock you or do you think Miley's just having fun like any other normal young adult?


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