Crazy Lindsay Lohan ‘Hooker’ Lawsuit Makes Her Look Good

lindsay lohanIt's rare, the person who can make Lindsay Lohan look good, but lo and behold, he exists. And not only does he think he played a role in the killing of Osama Bin Laden, he's accusing Lohan of being a high-class hooker.

While she was on her way into a court hearing a few days ago, the Mean Girls actress was served with a lawsuit from a delusional man named Thomas A. Green. TMZ, of course, obtained the 12-page document o' crazy. And the allegations are ludicrous. Even for Lindsay.

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Green is saying that Lohan communicated with him via Facebook and led him to believe that the two were going to join forces in some sort of dot-com business he wanted to start. The lawsuit is apparently because Green feels that he was had by the actress. And when he questioned her about her real motives, he discovered a plot to kill Osama Bin Laden.

The incoherent suit goes on rambling about this discovery (saying such gems as, "[Thomas] set out to command [Lohan] to twitter and stated if [Lohan] acknowledges this is an Osoma Bin Ladden op all civilians in past wrong doing will receive clemency.") And at the end, for no reason at all, it says, "[Lohan] might be a high-end prostitute." He's suing her for unfair business practices for $300,000.

So, obviously, this man is cray-cray. No need to tell you that. But, this actually could be just the thing the troubled starlet needs -- somebody who's nuttier, more wild than she. Lindsay looks tame compared to this guy. And you can't help but feel bad for her -- even if for only a split second -- when you hear that he's suing her and that he called her the H word.

I'm sure this lawsuit will disappear in no time, as it's a bunch of poppycock, but, hey, this is the kind of publicity Lindsay can stand once in a while -- the kind that makes her look like the normal one.

How weird is this?

 

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