'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' Barbies Are Going to Seriously Steam Up the Dreamhouse

Twilight Breaking Dawn wedding Barbies Edward BellaLook, Ken, it was nice while it lasted ... but I've got bad news for you. Barbie is going to be so over your sorry mortal self once Edward Barbie -- so handsome in his wedding tuxedo -- and Jacob Barbie -- shirtless, of course! -- move into the Dreamhouse That's right: Mattel's new Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 Barbies are coming in February, and naturally Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are both super-dreamy in doll form, too.

That's why things aren't looking so good for that old snoozefest Ken. Of course, Barbie will forget all about Mr. Plastic Fantastic when she gets to know Edward and Jacob.

But she better watch out for Breaking Dawn Bella Barbie ... after all, Bella Barbie is not only a blood-sucking vampire bride in a designer wedding gown (beautiful plunging back detail included!), but she's also Mrs. Cullen Barbie now!

Remember when you were little and that obnoxious kid from across the street used to come over and rip the heads off your Barbies?

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Yeah, you know where I'm going with this one. If Breaking Dawn Bella Barbie catches regular Barbie trying to put the moves on Breaking Dawn Edward Barbie?

The synthetic blonde hair will fly!

If Barbie knows what's good for her, she'll set her sights on Jacob. It would be perfect, really -- he's all forlorn and rejected and lone wolf-ish (at least until Renesmee grows up). Jacob needs a lady on his arm and Barbie needs to keep her hands off Edward ... tada!

Oh my god, then Barbie and Jacob and Bella and Edward could totally double date! In Barbie's pink convertible! (Which is kind of short on leg room, but that's okay. It'll be a cozy ride.)

Poor Barbie. She's not going to keep that golden tan for very long once she finds out the Dreamhouse has been relocated to Forks ...

Will you buy the Breaking Dawn Bella Barbie and Breaking Dawn Jacob Barbie and OMG Breaking Dawn Edward Barbie?

 

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