10 Gay Pornos Robert Pattinson Should Totally Make

robert pattinsonPerhaps, like any rabid Robert Pattinson fan, you've been Googling the name of his upcoming period romance, Bel Ami. If that's the case, you might have come across some rather startling search results. Which, depending on how you roll, might have made you shriek with delight, gasp in horror, or arch one eyebrow curiously. Maybe you did all of those things -- I don't know what you're into, quite frankly.

Why would you be gasping and arching and god knows what else? Well, besides being the title of the next RPattz flick, Bel Ami is the name of a super popular gay porno company. Whoops!

Only a silly coincidence, but it got us thinking ... what if Robert Pattinson did make a gay porno? So many possibilities ...


Tragically, I don't think any of these ideas will ever be made into an actual movie, unless RPattz falls on some seriously hard times (she said hard, heh heh heh) and needs to pay off a loan shark or something. But just imagine if they were ...

10 Gay Pornos Robert Pattinson Should Totally Make

1. Whips & Chains for Elephant "Trunks"

2. Twi-Hard

3. Breaking Dong, Parts 1 & 2

4. Spank the New Moon

5. Total Eclipse of the Heartless Man-Whores

6. Bite Me

7. Jacob's Ladder of Lust

8. Prince Edward on the Can

9. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Forbidden Desire

10. Playing Doctor With Dr. Cullen

Which of these RPattz gay pornos would you want to watch?


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