Which Crazy Housewife Joined the Cast of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’?

real housewives of new jerseyTeresa Giudice is a lot of things, but intelligent isn't one of them. That's why I think The Real Housewives of New Jersey star will make an exciting addition to the cast of Celebrity Apprentice. Oh yes, Tre's going to be on Donald Trump's show competing with other stars like Clay Aiken, Cheryl Tiegs, Debbie Gibson, and Arsenio Hall. It's going to be magical. Teresa can barely form a complete sentence -- it's going to be wonderful to watch her try and work with others. I'm confident we can expect some table flips and some hair pulling. If we're lucky, maybe she'll avoid being fired long enough to use some offensive language that will get her a knuckle sandwich from Clay Aiken. There's really so much to look forward to.

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I just have one question, though. You know how on Celebrity Apprentice the contestants are there to raise money for their charities? Who do you think Teresa will be playing for? Her creditors? Her bank? I mean, she's $11 million in the hole -- she's certainly got a case if she wants to be her own charity case.

Also, the success of the contestants really depends on their ability to call in big favors and donations from some of their powerful Hollywood buddies. Who's Tre gonna call? Ghostbusters? It's not like any of her cast mates like her enough to give her money, and I doubt the Giudice family knows any legit people in high places that would be willing to write checks. One has to have bank account to do so, and I have a feeling the kind of people Joe and Teresa associate with only deal in cash.

Besides Teresa's lack of acumen and friendships, she also inadequate in her star power. She's not the first Housewife to be on Celebrity Apprentice, NeNe Leakes from the Atlanta series was the first. And NeNe killed it. She was sharp, funny, and unhinged. Perfect for TV. Teresa may certainly be bonkers, but she's dull, dim, and pitiful otherwise, that is to say, when she's not throwing an ill-informed fit. She just doesn't have the snark that NeNe has that makes us love her.

I'm a fan of the show and will certainly be watching when it starts airing in February. It will be interesting to see how far Teresa goes, but I predict she's fired before episode four.

Will you watch Teresa on Celebrity Apprentice?

 

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