Joe Giudice's Latest Crime Shows He's a Bigger Dirtbag Than We Thought

joe giudiceQuick, if you had to guess which Real Housewives husband is in trouble (again), who would you pick? If you said Joe Giudice, gold star for you, my friend. Teresa's dirtbag hubby is, in fact, currently involved in another legal snafu, if you will.

The charge this time doesn't have anything to do with bankruptcy. Or drunk driving. It has to do with using a fake marriage certificate and birth certificate to obtain a driver's license. Since, you know, he wasn't supposed to have one from the drunk driving thing. 


Earlier this year, Joe brought his brother Pietro's info to the DMV in order to get a license with his photo -- and Pietro's information. (I'm not sure, but I assume Pietro knew Joe did this.) Yesterday, a grand jury handed Giudice with a two-count indictment. The charge includes one count of wrongfully using identifying information of another, punishable by up to 10 years in prison; and one count of impersonation, punishable by up to 18 months in prison.

Dude. What is this guy's deal? He's constantly in trouble. And he seems like kind of an a-hole to boot. Storing Teresa's brother in his phone as "F****t"? Having this to say when he was busted last June: "They didn't even catch me driving. They came to my house and said you're driving with your brother's license and then they got me with some kind of stupid charge"? The man is out of control.

You'd think he'd try to clean up his act a bit, or at least seem a little more likable, now that he and his entire family are in the public eye. (That time he chipped his took doing a drunk somersault? Not cute.) I think people, definitely myself included, are getting tired of his and Teresa's crap. I wouldn't be surprised if they were booted from the show in a few seasons. Enough already.

I'm sure once the next season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs, we'll all be subject to some jank, nonsensical excuse from the Giudices as to why this happened (it was a misunderstanding, blah, blah, blah). And you know what? I'm not buying it. How many times can a man be arrested and it not be his fault?

Do you like Joe Giudice?


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