Britney Spears' Fiance Jason Trawick Easily Beats Out Her 5 Exes

britney spears and jason trawickTime to head over to 7-Eleven for a bottle of Cook's champagne and the finest bag of Cheetos you can find. Britney Spears is engaged, y'all. Jason Trawick, the pop star's former manager and longtime boyfriend, popped the question last night on his 40th birthday. And, like she's done in the past when posed with such a query, she said yes!

Joking aside, I'm happy for Britney and Jason. And I actually think they're going to make it. I mean, Jason looks like Prince William compared to Britney's other husbands and boyfriends. Whaddya say we compare?

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Kevin Federline. I mean, do I even need to elaborate? The dude was awful in every way, and, not coincidentally, Britney's initial "decline" happened when she was with him. The unemployed moocher, with a penchant for completely disregarding his health, Federline up and left his pregnant girlfriend, Shar Jackson, in order to be Britney. Trawick's already ahead of Federline in the game because he has a job.

Jason Alexander. Britney's other ex-husband. Spears wed the non-Seinfeld Alexander during a shotgun wedding in Vegas in 2004. The two were married for an impressive (in a bad way) 55 hours. If Trawick can stay engaged to Britney for longer than three days, well, he's already won. And if Britney shows up to their wedding in something dressier than a trucker hat and a crop top, that's just bonus points.

Adnan Ghalib. Remember this guy? He was the shadeball paparazzi dude Britney was in a relationship with for a brief period of time. After the two broke up, Britney wound up getting a restraining order against Ghalib and his right-hand man, Sam Lufti, that alleged that the duo drugged Britney and tried to take control of her life. Britney's father wrote in the complaint: "Mr. Lutfi has drugged Britney .... He has cut Britney's home phone line and removed her cellphone chargers. He yells at her. He claims to control everything -- Britney's business manager, her attorneys, and the security guards at the gate." Not exactly tough shoes for Jason to fill.

Criss Angel. This was always one of those did-they-or-didn't-they type of situations, but any way you slice it, Criss Angel is kind of douchey. Points to Jason Trawick just for not being seen in an Affliction shirt and a bunch of silver chains.

Justin Timberlake. Now here's the guy to beat. This is a tough one. Britney and Justin were so cute together. I guess they're both different people now, though. Currently, they'd never work. So, I guess Jason has that going for him. Yeah, let's go with that.

Do you think Britney and Jason will last?

 

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