'Kourtney & Kim Take New York' Recap: Khloe Is the Sole Voice of Reason

Khloe KardashianOne would think that in watching Kourtney & Kim Take New York, there would be little telltale signs sprinkled throughout, hinting of the marital discord between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. That's not the case, however. Instead, there are big, huge, major, glaring signs that slap you in the face at every turn with a warning: This marriage will never last.

Khloe Kardashian clearly saw one big warning sign -- the fact that Kim and Kris were barely married a week and couldn't care less that they weren't together and living in different cities. Kim decided to heed Khloe's advice, skip the Hamptons, and go to Minnesota to get her man. Only her man didn't want to be gotten -- he was perfectly content living there, working on his basketball, and not seeing his wife.


Eventually -- after throwing Kim down on the bed a few times and seeing her cry (what appeared to be some really fake tears) -- he agreed to go back to New York with her. They're even going to try to live with the same arrangements they did before -- Scott, Khloe, and Mason included. They're going to give it another try.

But Khloe got no thanks for helping Kim. Instead Kim was all sorts of pissed at Khloe for daring to wake her up before her alarm one day. Now I'm pretty grumpy when I get woken up, but Kim took it a little too far and wouldn't let it go, calling Khloe all sorts of names via text, and ignoring her once she was back in New York.

As for Kourtney and Scott Disick, it was Khloe to the rescue once again, as she relayed Scott's concerns to Kourtney and chastised her for not being more attune to his needs. "Your man is crying for attention," Khloe told her. "It's not fair to string him along."

For whatever reason Kourtney sees herself long-term with Scott, and if that's the case, then Khloe is right, she does need to treat him a little better. I don't feel sorry for him AT ALL, but if she wants him to be her man, she does have to at least acknowledge him once in awhile.

The most bizarre part of the whole show was Kourtney cleaning out her in-laws' home -- without their knowledge. Rather she waited until they were gone, then started clearing out random things and throwing them outside on the lawn. Surprising only to her, Scott's mom didn't like her "help." What an odd thing to do, but then again, seeing as how she likes Scott Disick, I suppose odd shouldn't be shocking.

What did you think of tonight's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York?

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