How to Dress Like a Kardashian for Halloween

Kardashian sistersThe days are dwindling before Halloween hits, so if you still don't have a costume, here's some help -- go as a Kardashian. Feed that secret inner desire to belong to their big krazy family and become one, at least for a night.

There are plenty of them to choose from, and they come in all shapes and sizes. So just pick the Kardashian (or Jenner) that best suits you, and get to it. Better yet, get a group of friends together and go as the whole happy family. Here are some of the things you need to complete your Kardashian costume:

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Kim Kardashian

-Long, long black wig

-Skin-tight, cleavage-baring dress

-Huge fake spider eyelashes

-The biggest, hugest fake diamond ring you can find

-Some serious booty padding (obviously, the most important element)

Note: Don't bother with a cardboard cutout of Kris Humphries, as they may be divorced by then anyway.

Khloe Kardashian

-Long brown wig

-Skin-tight, cleavage-baring dress

-Christian Louboutin shoes (or fake 'em by painting the bottom of any pair of sky-high heels red)

-Small cardboard cutouts of Kim and Kourtney attached to your knees to show how you tower over them

-Call everyone a doll

Kourtney Kardashian

-Long brown wig

-More sophisticated, refined clothing

-Cardboard cutout of Mason in one hand, and his a-hole baby daddy, Scott Disick, in the other

Kris Jenner

-Short, dark wig

-Big Chanel earrings

-Huge cellphone that you should talk on constantly

-A whole bunch of money spilling out of every pocket you've got

Bruce Jenner

-Crappy wig that resembles a hairpiece

-A diamond earring in each ear

-A box of Wheaties to carry around

Which Kardashian would you be most likely to dress up as for Halloween? Will you?


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