Kris Humphries Wants Kim Kardashian to Be a Mom NOW!

kim kardashian kris humphriesAnd you thought the whole thing about guys wanting their wives to be barefoot and pregnant was a myth! Even newlywed Kris Humphries fantasizes about Kim Kardashian spending her days padding around the kitchen with an apron stretched across her oversized belly, a pair of oven mitts her only accessories (well, what if she dropped one of those $75,000 diamond earrings down the sink? She'd never stop crying.).

"Maybe you should just move to Minnesota with me," Humphries suggests in this video clip, right after a horde of paparazzi types descends upon the couple. "You could move into my little place on the lake, start pumpin' out babies."

Now, I have no doubt that babies are definitely on Kim's agenda, though from the look on her face, I'm willing to bet "pumpin' them out" in Minnesota was not part of the plan. And I definitely think Kris really does want kids. But that whole barefoot, baby-making machine thing? I don't think that's about wanting to be a dad at all ...


I think it's more about: Me, Kris. You, Kim. Me, play basketball. You, stay in house with babies. Paparazzi, bad, BAD!

Whoops. I think I mixed a little Frankenstein in with my Tarzan there, but you get what I mean.

It must go back to caveman-era instincts, the urge to protect and provide, and it's kind of sweet, in a way. But at the same time, Kim made a good point when she said, "I think the reason I fell in love with you is because you could handle my career. And my career wasn't an issue for you."

Meaning, Kris knew what he was signing up for when he married Kim. Hell, the entire country knew what he was signing up for; I don't see how, as the groom, he could have missed that one!

So now, just like Kim will have to make physical and professional sacrifices when they do finally decide to have a baby, Kris will have to sacrifice his previously paparazzi-free peace of mind for a little while.

Although I must point out: Is this guy not all that bright? Does he truly not realize that the already insane amount of attention they get is going to explode once Kim has a bump?

Do you think Kim Kardashian should get pregnant right away or wait?

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