Holly Madison’s Boob Insurance Is Rife With Fraud

holly madisonHolly Madison of Playboy, Girls Next Door, and Vegas showgirl fame has insured her breasts for $1 million, and frankly, I don't know how I feel about this. She could've asked me first. I know celebs get their body parts insured all the time -- Heidi Klum has her legs insured, Celine Dion's voice is insured, J. Lo's butt is insured -- but I think Holly's insurer, Lloyd's of London, should've thought a little harder about Holly's case.

After all, her boobs aren't real. This is like insurance fraud waiting to happen.

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Holly went from an A cup to a D after she moved into the Playboy mansion. Yes, her tatas have likely helped her career, and yes they're her money makers, but what if one pops? What if she decides to have them reduced? What if they slip out of their socket and make their way down her stomach? Technically she still has boobs then -- does her policy cover all these things? If anything unnatural happens to her unnatural breasts and she cashes in, isn't it kinda like when you set the house on fire just to file a claim? 

And I'm also curious about another thing. Generally speaking, the left boob is usually bigger than the right. Is her leftie worth $600K and her rightie worth a mere $400K? Or maybe it's the other way around: Her right one looks bigger in this photo. But I wonder how that would make the smaller, less valuable breast feel. Probably a little droopy.

Here's how Holly explains it to People:

I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not? Because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars, I thought I'd cover my assets.

True enough, however, I have a little trouble believing she makes a mil every three months. If so, then sorry Dad, I'm dyeing my hair, getting a boob job, and moving to Vegas. I gotta hand it to her, though, she's made quite the name for herself, which is exemplified by the fact that she got that insane policy. Good for her, I guess!

What do you think of Holly's insurance policy?

 

Photo via Ethan Miller/Getty

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