If Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Split, It's Charlie Sheen's Fault

ashton kutcher demi mooreLooks like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore might finally be calling it quits. Could the Curse of Charlie Sheen be to blame? Seems like ever since Kutcher was cast on Two and a Half Men, he's been living larger than ever ... and I don't think Moore is particularly pleased.

In fact, Moore is reportedly "fed up" with Kutcher's serial cheating, which has been getting embarrassingly sloppy lately.

And I don't blame her. Kutcher is even being accused of hooking up with a hot blonde at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego on the night of his sixth wedding anniversary ... a night he spent out with the boys, boozing it up.

Sounds kind of familiar, doesn't it? Now who exactly does that behavior remind me of ... ?

Gasp! Add a few lines of blow and make the blonde a hooker (locked in the closet) and it's classic Charlie Sheen!!

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Yes, clearly Kutcher isn't just taking the disgraced actor's place on Two and a Half Men, he's actually starting to turn into Sheen!

Look, I'm not saying Kutcher and Moore were going to last forever. I'm not saying I haven't been waiting for those two to split up since the second I heard they were together. But the timing is downright eerie.

According to Sara Leal, the aforementioned blonde Kutcher spent his anniversary evening with (or at least part of the evening), Kutcher and Moore are "separated, the public just doesn't know it yet."

You know, ordinarily I might take the word of a Hollywood groupie who screws a celeb in order to give a detailed report to the press with a grain of salt. But I kind of have a feeling Ms. Leal is telling the truth about this one.

It's only a matter of time before the wannabes hanging around the Hard Rock start to lose their appeal for Kutcher. Pretty soon the ladies he invites back to his double-decker trailer are going to be a little bit edgier -- and he'll be paying them to party.

Run, Demi Moore, run! Get away while you still can! If you need a shoulder to cry on, try Denise Richards. She'll be very understanding, I'm sure.

Do you think Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are splitting up?

 

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