Ashton Kutcher Has an Ex Underwear Model Complex

Ashton Kutcher Ashton Kutcher seems to think we are all dying to see his naked bod. Everywhere we look, there he and pasty white skin are in all their glory. It doesn't seem to have dawned on him that we really don't want to see him nearly nude anymore.

He definitely grabbed some attention when he stripped down for the Two and a Half Men promo poster. And really, to go in after crazy Charlie Sheen, he had to go in big. But that was enough, thanks. He, however, can't seem to leave it at that.


In a pre-taped segment for the Ellen DeGeneres Show, which will air Monday, there's Kutcher nude again, promoting the upcoming season of Two and a Half Men. It goes like this:

Ashton: [The ad is] getting a lot of attention, so I just figured I’m going to do everything nude from now on.

Ellen: I don’t know if that’s a good idea. Really?

Ashton: Yeah. Whatever I’m doing I’m just going to do it nude. Let’s do this.

See, nude is officially becoming his thing. No offense to Ashton, he's cute and all, but he's not exactly someone I'm dying to see strutting his stuff, especially while doing comedy. Enough buff is enough, dude.

I think it all goes back to his days as an underwear model. He got his start modeling skivvies for Calvin Klein back in the day, and it seems to be his go-to trick now. Yes, it worked well for him then, but this is now. Underwear models age, get married, and have step-children old enough to be severely embarrassed by such behavior. There is a time when underwear models need to start keeping their clothes on and embrace their life as EX underwear models. Ashton's time is now.

Do you think Ashton Kutcher is overdoing the naked thing?

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