Sarah Jessica Parker Sexually Assaulted by Her Own Bodyguard

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Sarah Jessica Parker in Russia
Poor Sarah Jessica Parker. All she was trying to do was promote her new movie, I Don't Know How She Does It, in Moscow, when the man hired to be her bodyguard for the trip, Oleg Donstov, ripped open his shirt and tried to tongue her down.

Oh, yes, that really happened. The dirtbag apparently cornered Parker and tried to get her to make out with him as she was leaving the theater where the movie was screened. SJP screamed and pushed him away, and evidently the whole narsty thing is on video.

Wanna know the craziest part, though? Donstov isn't sorry for what he did. Not even a little. Even after his wife found out what he did -- by seeing it on TV!

Wait 'til you get a load of this d-bag.

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When asked about why he did what he did, Donstov responded with this lovely gem:

I shouldn't have done that as a professional but I couldn't believe Sarah Jessica Parker was there, that close to me. Home life could be even more difficult but I'll try to buy some roses and smooth things over.

What is happening here?! I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone or something! Who is this ass clown? Part of me almost can't help but sort of like the guy because he sounds so completely, ridiculously out of his mind. He sounds like Borat! And in other news, does Russia have any sort of screening process when hiring people to protect and look after celebrities? Or do they, like, just let any old idiot who fills out an app get the job? If so, they need to get bodyguards for, eh, make that against, their bodyguards.

Hopefully this joker won't ever be working with celebrities -- or women, in general -- ever again. And hopefully his wife will have enough sense to leave him. If she doesn't, it's quite possible she's more out of her mind than him.

How insane is this?

 

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