Jada Pinkett Smith, Marc Anthony Affair Better Be a Sick Joke

jada pinkett smithIt's hard to figure out what the hell is actually going on with Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith. One minute we hear the couple is separating, the next we hear they're staying together. What gives, guys? Can somebody just give us a straight answer already? And can that answer be that you guys are staying together?

Okay, well, if it can't, can one of you please, please, please, for the love of God, tell us that this latest rumor isn't true ...

That Jada Pinkett has been having an affair with Marc Anthony??? (While he was still married to J.Lo!)

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Word on Internet Row is that Will was starting to get suspicious of his wife's relationship with her Hawthorne costar, Skeletor Marc Anthony (whom she refers to as "Little Brown Thunder"). So he flew home from a movie shoot and pulled the ol' surprise drop by on the set of the show, and lo and behold, found Jada and Marc together. Sources say he "left in tears." Aw, Will!

If this is true -- and I'm not saying it is -- I will vomit the leftover pasta I just ate all over my keyboard. Marc Anthony?! Of all people?! I will never understand what (really hot) women see in this tiny, tiny man. He's not attractive. He's definitely not sexy. And after hearing details about his marriage to Jennifer Lopez, he kind of sounds like a dick.

And Jada has Will Smith. The freakin' Fresh Prince of Bel-Air! Who is hot. And is sexy. And who seems like an all-around awesome dude. (And, who, sidebar, could also kick the living daylights out of Marc's scrawny ass. Just sayin'.) What would possess her to hook up with that manchild when she has Will?

Just between you and me, I definitely do think there are problems between Will and Jada. In fact, I see a divorce on the horizon. Oh, come on, when there's smoke, there's fire. But I really, really hope dirtbag Marc Anthony isn't the cause. Because I really dislike throwing up.

Do you think Jada hooked up with Marc Anthony?

 

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