Adrianne Curry Proves Nothing Is Too Gross for Publicity's Sake

Somehow onetime America's Next Top Model winner and quasi-reality star Adrianne Curry is still making headlines, but I guess that's what happens when you publicly take a $1,400 "masturbation machine" for a spin.

Curry stopped by Howard Stern's radio show today to chat about a few topics near and dear to her heart, such as her upcoming Playboy Channel reality series and her habit for posting super-slutty wank-material photos on Twitter.

Apparently she managed to insinuate that her husband Christopher Knight (you may know him better as Peter Brady) hasn't exactly been delivering the goods in bed, so Howard invited her to try out a Sybian.

What's a Sybian, you ask? Or perhaps you didn't, but I am SO going to tell you about it anyway, because OMFG.


Okay, so the Sybian is a largish device that's like a saddle with an electric motor inside. A rod protrudes from the center, upon which a person can add a number of thrilling rubbery attachments. The rod's vibration and rotation can be controlled via remote control.

Here's a mostly tame image of the machine with its attachments hidden demurely away:

If you haven't figured it out yet, the Sybian has one main purpose, and that is a, ahem, happy ending. At $1,395, it's a pretty serious investment, but good news, ladies—the manufacturer claims that the machine helps women become more responsive and enjoyable partners!

As long as their partner has a 6,500 rpm motor, that is.

Anyway, I'm not grossed out by the Sybian itself—who am I to judge a little horsepower-assisted horseplay?—but can you imagine getting up close and personal with this thing on a national radio show? Not only that, but Stern's Sybian has been used by various guests many, many times before. The device was given to him in 2006 and he's had it in his studio ever since. It's been ridden by a ton of porn stars, someone named Ronnie the Limo Driver, the 84-year-old "Rappin' Granny" who rode it with her GRANDDAUGHTER, and Carmen Electra ... to name a few.

To be fair, I don't know if everyone who rides it actually rides it, if you know what I mean, but apparently Curry enjoyed it quite a bit—she tweeted her approval after leaving the show, saying, "The sybian changed my f***ing life."

I ... I just hope someone sanitized it. Before AND after.

What do you think about Adrianne Curry's sex toy ride? Harmless publicity stunt, or just plain gross?

Images via YouTube, Sybian

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