How to Tell Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant

Khloe KardashianAttention world! Khloe Kardashian is not pregnant. Get that? Despite the rumors, husband Lamar Odom and Kardashian both say she is not pregnant. But when she is, it will be really easy to figure out.

In fact, I'm going to go out on a limb right now and bet that when she finally pees on a stick and it comes up with two little pink lines, you will be among the first 300 million people to know. We will be able to tell because she will tell us. Not convinced? A little evidence:


Khloe is pretty open about all things relating to her lady parts: This is the same woman who signed up with Kotex to demystify the vagina by talking about her monthly bleed with the whole world. And then she went on TV to have her vag hair lasered away. Do you really think she's going to be squeamish about the womb talk?

Khloe talks about pregnancy. It's non-stop with this woman. This is the woman who told the media when she bought a pregnancy test. And then told them that she's feeling pressured to get pregnant. And then she told us she was freaked out about pregnancy. Really, she wants the world to know: she's got a bun in the oven on the brain.

Khloe has a new show to promote. And nothing will up the ante on watching the high tech DIY show like a little nursery news. She's a businesswoman first.

Khloe has names picked out. No, she's not pregnant. Yes, she has baby names. And unlike half the mothers in America, she's not afraid someone will steal the name if she makes it public. If she's willing to share something American parents so value, why not more detes on the fertility journey.

Khloe is a Kardashian. We love them because they're open books for America to ogle at. You did catch their Christmas card (or is that Kristmas Kard), right? The Kardashians make their living by telling us everything -- and we help them keep the bucks rolling in by lapping it up. So you better believe we'll be on the calling chain.

Do you keep following the Kardashian pregnancy rumors?


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