Chris Brown Twitter Meltdown: So Much for Mr. Nice Guy

First a judge  fawned over Chris Brown for partially completing his court sentence, then Brown tweeted a photo of his certificate for completing a domestic violence class. He included the declaration, "Boyz run from there mistakes.. Men learn from them!!!"

Looks like Brown is a changed man! Right? What the hell, let's throw him a parade.

Although first we need him to step away from the Twitter. Because it's kind of screwing up this whole "I'm a mature, learned gentleman" thing.

Yesterday Brown threw a Twitter Tantrum after rapper Raz, formerly of the group B2K, posted the following (admittedly rude, but not entirely untrue) comment about Brown and Halle Berry's ex Eric Benét:


"Im just sittin here Thinking how can n----s like @ebenet  @ChrisBrown disrespect women as Intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna."

Well, naturally Brown couldn't turn the other cheek to THAT. Despite learning from his mistakes and all. He replied,

"@razb2k n---a you want attention! Grow up n----a!!! Dick in da ass lil boy…Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won't complaining about getting butplugged! #homothug!!!"

Brown's tweets, liberally sprinkled with rampant homophobia, referred to Raz's past admission that he was once molested by another man.

Um . . . wow, what a shithead.

Raz fired back:

"What a disrespect to every Kid around the world that has been Molested!!!!!"

Many more ridiculous, immature, and homophobic-laced exchanges went back and forth, which I am not going to bother to copy and paste here because yuck. Eventually, a publicist presumably drove to Brown's house and knocked him off the computer with a bat, because he posted one last tweet in order to clear his name:

"BTW…I love all my gay fans and this immature act is not targeted at you!!!! Love."

Later in the evening, the drama kept going when Raz's brother stepped in and posted a violent video message aimed at Brown. He said,

"If I see you in L.A. my dude, I'm gonna put my mother fu**ing pistol in your mouth. This ain't no mother f**king game homeboy.  You ain't welcome in L.A. and if I catch you alone, watch what I'ma do to you."

Brown responded:

"Ill be in LA REAL SOON!!!!!!"

Ugh, I need a Silkwood shower after reporting on this crap. If you ask me, Chris Brown hasn't changed one bit—but then again, maybe those anger management classes taught him how to stop beating women, and start gay-bashing instead.

What do you think about Brown's Twitter behavior?
(And what the hell, didn't he quit Twitter just a few days ago? Dude, first instincts are always right.)

Image via Twitter, natch

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