Bill O'Reilly Wants Jennifer Aniston's Ass

jennifer anistonI don't know who irks me more: Bill O'Reilly or Jennifer Aniston. I say that not to offend those of you who might be fans of one or the other (and I know there are many), but to show my pure impartiality on the important matter at hand: Jennifer Aniston's ass.

Bill O'Reilly wants it, and he wants it now.


"[Jennifer Aniston] can get her butt right in here," he said on The O'Reilly Factor the other night.

O'Reilly wants Aniston to come on his show and defend the statement she made while promoting her latest movie The Switch. Aniston told reporters that women don't need men to start a family or to be good mothers. O'Reilly is in a tizzie because he thinks her trashy talk will encourage hoards of tween girls to run out and get knocked up before getting married.

"She's throwing a message out to 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds that, 'Hey, you don't need a guy. You don't need a dad.' That is destructive to our society," O'Reilly railed.

Jennifer Aniston might be destroying our society with ridiculously bad movies, but she's certainly not doing it by saying that women are strong enough, intelligent enough, and compassionate enough to raise kids on their own.

I have to side with Aniston on this one.

Next on O'Reilly's hit list: Courtney Cox for encouraging middle-aged women everywhere to be kitschy cougars.

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