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All of America might think he's "totally mean-o" but I'm actually starting to feel bad for Bachelor Juan Pablo. It's become sort of trendy to hop on the I-Hate-Juan-Pablo-but-Ess-Okay bandwagon and there's no sign of that stopping any time soon. And considering he recently dissed fan favorite Andi Dorfman, I'm pretty sure all hell's about to break loose.
To be fair, we only heard one side of the story regarding their infamous fantasy suite date, and it's very obvious who everyone sided with. Well here's a doozy for you, Juan Pablo finally told his side of the story, and I'm sorry but ... I kind of agree with him.
Aye aye aye, I don't even know where to start. After Juan Pablo made a fool of himself on the latest episode of The Bachelor, he was completely trashed in the media -- and even dissed by his former lady, Andi Dorfman.
So obviously that means it's time for some serious damage control. But this is Juan Pablo we're talking about here, so there's a good chance he didn't think this through. While I'm sure he thoughtthat sharing a romantic deleted scene with the public would make him appear sweet and charming, it actually did something much worse.
It basically confirmed who he chooses in the end. Nice going, J-Pabs.
This season of The Bachelor is definitely a weird one. Every week I'd tune in and wonder how these beautiful, intelligent women were "falling for" someone like Juan Pablo. Now, don't get me wrong -- on paper, this guy is a catch. But between his lack of communication, awkward need to grab every single girl's face, and cringe-worthy make-out sessions, it's safe to say Juan Pablo isn't exactly the guy you want to bring home to your parents.
Which is why it was no surprise that Andi Dorfman kicked JP to the curb after he disrespected her in the fantasy suite. In fact, their argument was so over the top that Andi is now openly making fun of him.
Check out the photo that Andi shared on Twitter after the episode aired:
Wondering how good you are in bed? There's an app for that! Thanks to the SpreadSheets app, you can now get "statistical feedback about your duration, thrusts, and decibel peak." And hey, there's always room for improvement. In fact, because of this app, there is now a state-by-state rundown of average sex times.
So, does your state last long in bed? You'd be surprised. Let's check out the list:
It's hard to believe we're finally winding down this season of The Bachelor. It seems like only yesterday Juan Pablo was giving Sharleen the first impression rose and she was like, Uhhh thanks? But now, Sharleen is long gone (miss you girlfriend!) and we're down to the final four.
For some reason, we Bachelor fans can't just watch the damn TV show and enjoy it. We need to search online for spoilers and ruin the entire show for ourselves.
And considering you clicked on this article, I'm guessing you, too, just can't wait the next couple of weeks to find out who Juan Pablo picks.