I'm the mama of a toddler girl and a baby boy; a neat freak; and a serious fan of summertime. My work has appeared on many websites, including The Huffington Post, What to Expect, Bustle, The Fashion Spot, and McSweeney's. In another life, I lived in Los Angeles and worked on sitcoms, such as The Big Bang Theory and The George Lopez Show. I'm constantly rearranging furniture; prefer my laundry to dry on a clothesline; and refuse to let go of the dream that one day my husband and I will own a quaint hotel somewhere on the coast of Italy. Kids stay free. Breakfast buffet included.