I'm the mama of a sweet toddler girl, a neat freak, and a serious fan of summertime. My work has appeared on many websites, including TheHuffington Post, The Fashion Spot, and McSweeney's. In another life, I lived in Los Angeles and worked on sitcoms, such as The Big Bang Theory and The George Lopez Show. I'm constantly rearranging furniture, prefer my laundry to dry on a clothesline, and refuse to let go of the dream that one day my husband and I will own a quaint hotel somewhere on the coast of Italy. Kids stay free. Breakfast buffet included.
I kind of had a feeling this was going to happen. According to sources (namely Radar Online, so proceed with skepticism), Kanye West is pissed about Kim Kardashian's nude photo leak from a few weeks ago. The couple reportedly had a "blazing" fight over the nude selfies that were leaked, and, so says the press, the rapper is "seething with jealousy."
Apparently, the reason for Kanye's anger and jealousy is two-fold. On the one hand, insiders are claiming that he's mad because he never saw the photos before they hit the Internet, which lead him to believe they were for an ex-boyfriend (who he may or may not think Kim "is still in contact with"), and on the other, he's angry because he's worked so hard to rebrand his wife since they've become a couple.
Okay, I can kind of understand the first part -- jealousy is an ugly color, but it's inevitable that it's going to rear it's ugly head from time to time, but the second part? Seriously?
Kim Kardashian's trip to Paris for Fashion Week has been filled with lots of things: Being attacked outside of the Balmain show; being booed inside the Lanvin show; baguettes (I assume); and of course, cleavage. Lots and lots of Parisian cleavage. The Keeping Up With the Kardashiansstar evidently brought all of her sexiest clothes with her to the City of Love, and hasn't shied away from showing off any of her, ah, ample assets.
The minute Kourtney Kardashian told Scott Disick she was pregnant for the third time, the breakup rumors started -- and with semi-good reason. Kourtney told Scott she was expecting on an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and wow. As far as "pregnancy reactions" go, Scott's certainly was up there -- for all the wrong reasons. Scott clearly wasn't happy to learn he was going to be the father of a third child, and not too long after he found out the news, he was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning and rumored to be looking for a bachelor pad. So yeah. The couple didn't exactly seem to be rock solid. But now it appears Scott has really come around to the news -- and to Kourtney. Check out the adorable Instagram photo he posted of his lady. So cuuute!
Finally! At long last, it appears that Kate Middleton is on the mend after what sounded like a horrid bout of morning, noon, and night sickness. After canceling numerous engagements, including a royal trip to Malta, the Duchess is slotted to jump back into the swing of things in the next few weeks. Kate apparently has commitments scheduled from October right up to the end of the year, but the palace is hesitant to say when and where these engagements are in the case that the Duchess isn't feeling well and won't be able to attend. A source told People that they're taking things on a "day-by-day basis" while they observe the future queen's health.
Yada, yada, yada -- the world is but a stone's throw away from being on Royal Baby Bump Watch Part Deux! Peasants rejoice!
Question: What would you do if you were eating your braised carnitas burrito at Chipotle when you looked over and saw a mother changing her toddler's diaper on the table next to you? If you're anything like me, you'd probably be a little disgusted and would likely change your meal from dine-in to to-go. Sadly, this isn't a hypothetical situation; this really happened recently. A Midwestern mom changed her child's diaper on a Chipotle table in front of a restaurant full of people. Her and her husband's reasoning? The restaurant didn't have a changing table in the bathroom. Oh. Okay.