I'm the mama of a sweet toddler girl, a neat freak, and a serious fan of summertime. My work has appeared on many websites, including TheHuffington Post, The Fashion Spot, and McSweeney's. In another life, I lived in Los Angeles and worked on sitcoms, such as The Big Bang Theory and The George Lopez Show. I'm constantly rearranging furniture, prefer my laundry to dry on a clothesline, and refuse to let go of the dream that one day my husband and I will own a quaint hotel somewhere on the coast of Italy. Kids stay free. Breakfast buffet included.
Well, this is certainly ... different. Kim Kardashian, who's no stranger to taking selfies, posted a photo of herself to Instagram in a weird waist-cinching device that makes her look, literally, like a cartoon character. She captioned the incredibly odd photo, "#hourglass #waisttraining #nophotoshopnecessary #whatawaist.com."
I googled "what a waist," and although there's not much information on it, it appears to be a corset type of thing one can wear to make their waist "instantly look 2-3 sizes smaller."
Okay, cool, but ... does Kim really need her waist to look two to three sizes smaller? This photo is kind of freaking me out! Check it out:
There's revealing, and then there'sKim Kardashian in a bodysuit with all sorts of crazy cut-outs that make you wonder, "How the heck is she not falling out of that thing?" Kim recently posted a photo to Instagram of, duh, herself, where she's wearing a super-sexy outfit that doesn't hide much more than pasties would, if we're being honest.
She looks beautiful and perfect, as always -- but I think this is one of the few outfits that would actually look better on someone who isn't so ... well-endowed. One wrong move and it's boob city for Kim in this thing.
The minute -- no, the second -- it was made public that there might be something going on with Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence, the rumblings started. Oh my God, what is Gwyneth Paltrow going to think? Gwyneth probably is soooo depressed over this! I thought Gwyneth and Chris were getting back together. No. Gwyneth doesn't care. Not only is she a queen who rises above any and all pettiness and drama, she's reportedly dating the co-creator of Glee -- so there's that. Also, there's Paltrow's Ice Bucket Challenge, where she nominated her ex-husband to get a freezing cold bucket o' water dumped on him next.
World's. Best. Divorce, people.
Check out Paltrow's Ice Bucket Challenge. (And note: Be prepared to be slack-jawed at her insane bikini bod.)
It seems like every time we see Jamie Dornan lately, he's doing something, well, hot. Whether he's making his debut as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer or taking the ice bucket challenge, typically, he's just hanging around, looking super sexy. So, when I saw these incredibly sweet photos of Dornan holding his adorable daughter while walking around London with his wife, I had to share with you. They're so sweet, and it's a side of Dornan we rarely get to see.
And, okay, fine, he still looks hot. Check out the cute photos:
Wowza! Kim Kardashian posted a few pics from a Kardashian Beauty photoshoot, and whoa -- one of the dresses she wore was quite sexy. As opposed to, you know, the usual baggy sweats and Ugg boots she's seen walking around town in. In the photo, Kim's seen posing with Jennifer Aniston's hairdresser and BFF, Chris McMillan, and while her hair and makeup look completely gorgeous, it's hard to ignore the skimpy white dress she's got on that looks like a bra.