On today's episode of The Daily Stir, Amy talks about Bella and Edward getting it on in Breaking Dawn, Jennifer Love Hewitt's affinity for vajazzling, and a man who dies and wakes up at his own funeral. What?!? Watch:

This is possibly the worst date you'll ever read about. A woman in Florida was out with a man, had a few drinks, then allegedly got rowdy, and not in a good way. After trying to relax with a night on the town, she became stressed over an upcoming court case -- for a battery charge -- and that's when the violence began. According to police reports, she and the man were at her Port St. Lucie apartment when she stabbed the guy four times with a seashell, then bit his ear.

It all took place around 3 a.m. and Wher bit the man's ear in the bedroom before puncturing him in the shoulder with a conch-like seashell. Now, Patricia Wehr, 40, is behind bars and faces charges for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

How many tattoos would you say Lea Michele has. One? Two? Five? The Glee star went on David Letterman last night in a cleavage-happy dress and disclosed to a drooling Dave that she's got way more than just five. Lea says that tattoos are kind of like her family pastime; instead of hiding eggs on Easter, they head to the tattoo shop to all get inked. A family that tats together, stays together maybe?

So. Just how many permanent little marks does Lea have in total?