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Teen Mom 3's Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee clearly want a huge family. And who can blame them? Family is awesome! (Unless we're talking about weird that uncle everyone seems to have, but we don't like talking about him.) Mackenzie's son Gannon is super cute even when he's smiling at the gang signs daddy's making, and they have a cute little boxer puppy that's just about 5 months old. Plus, Mac's pregnant with a little girl and due in a few months. So many mouths to feed; so many poops to clean!
Just the other day, the rumors were flying that Kris Jenner, who clearly is on a break from covering up her love affair with Ben Flajnik, was livid over the fact that daughter Kim Kardashian got topless and straddled her baby daddy Kanye West in his latest video, "Bound 2." Let's pause for a little laughter. Ho hum. Never a dull moment, is there? I love it! I also wondered how well that went over with the matriarch and the King of all Gods and God of all Kings, his most holy and Genius with a capital G, Kanye West. A little mother-son kind of feud? Kris is used to battling with Kourtney's man Scott Disick, but with Kanye ... that's a whole other level of EVERYTHING.
Which is exactly what I suspect has happened because now Kris is saying that she's really proud of Kim's performance of riding backward on a motorcycle naked and grinding her man. Yes. There's pride.
An anonymous pregnant Italian woman went to Britain in July of last year to attend a two-week airline training course. Her two daughters stayed with her mother in Italy. While at the hotel, she became panicked when she couldn't find her daughters' passports. She called the police for help, who called her mother because they felt the woman was over-excited and they were concerned about a panic attack.
The woman's mother explained she was bipolar. The police then told her they wanted to take her to the hospital to make sure the baby was okay, but she was taken to a psychiatric facility instead. She says she requested to return to her hotel but was restrained and forbidden to leave. Her family wasn't contacted. For five weeks, she remained in the facility until she was sedated against her will so the doctors could remove her baby by c-section.
It's official! After having an incredibly romantic wedding where they could barely wait for the cue to kiss the bride before they locked lips, Ashley Herbert and J.P. Rosenbaum have taken their marriage to the one-year mark! Congrats, you two! I hope they fed each other that top tier of the wedding cake for luck and danced again to that first dance song -- Elvis' "Fools Rush In." Clearly these "fools" are anything but. They knew what they were doing when they said their "I do"s.
And true to their sugary sweet way of expressing their love for one another, J.P. took to the Twittersphere to say Happy Anniversary in a way that would make any girl swoon. But this means the honeymoon is over.
Some people look for love in bars or supermarkets. Others go to online dating sites. One guy kicked it totally old school and posted a flier looking for his "lost" girlfriend. That lost girlfriend is Scarlett Johansson. Of course he didn't lose her -- he's looking for someone just like her. (Like many men.)
We're all thinking hahahahaha, but really this may be one of the smartest moves a guy can do. For one very simple but underrated reason.