I'm a high heel wearing writer, magician, sleuth, and twin mama with tattoos. My not-so-secret past includes doing time as the Editor of Playgirl magazine. I get personal on Mommy With Tattoos and mouthy at Daily Momtra. I'm obsessed with taking naps, 70s vintage, chocolate chip cookies, reality TV, and Mexican food (not too spicy, please).
The topic of gun safety is an important one -- and one that must be discussed often as accidents keep happening. But maybe the truth really is that guns, by nature, are just not safe. Just having one runs you a great risk.
JoAnne Miller, 34, was 22 weeks pregnant with her third child. Her husband, a Pennsylvania State Trooper, was handling his .45-caliber handgun when it reportedly accidentally discharged striking his pregnant wife in the head.
H&M made a wedding dress for $99. Hip hip hooray and a cherry on top. Pardon my non-excitement. It's a pretty dress. Someone would make a beautiful bride in that dress. But it's just a white dress. Any white dress can be a wedding dress. Any dress of any color can be a wedding dress. The excitement I have more is that it's being billed as a wedding dress and it's just $99. Because most wedding dresses cost about the same as a used car, some are even as pricey as a down-payment on a house. All for a dress worn once.
Slap the "wedding" tag on anything -- flowers, shoes, jewelry, suits, catering -- and the price too often swells. Weddings are a business, I get that. But maybe we all need to be focusing more on the romantic element of a wedding and less on the economic.
Jessica Simpson seems to have some super close friendships. You know the kind we once had in elementary school and we held hands with our besties and skipped out to the park together? The kinds of friends we had sleepovers with as we snuggled in the same sleeping bag after braiding each other's hair? Jessica has that with her lady friends and her latest Instagram photos are revealing just how sweet and close these friends really are.
In this photo, the gorgeous in orange Jessica got super leggy and close with Odette Annable. And in this other photo, there is another friend in the photo and they have a three-way kiss going on.
After complaining to her gay ex-boyfriend that Adam treats her "like an ottoman with a vagina", Hannah decides to make things interesting and gets herself all done up in a blonde wig for some role play. This episode of HBO's Girlswas a bit surprising.
She thinks Adam's going to love it -- the wig, the fantasy. She's thinking that their sex life will magically become what it once was and Hannah's ottoman will be an ottoman and her vagina will be a vagina once more. It didn't quite work out that way though.
I'm thinking this duckface pose by Khloe Kardashian in between Jaden Smith and Penelope Disick is just a clever way to take a selfie without it seeming like a full-on #selfie. But then I realized this is a Kardashian I'm talking about and they LOVE attention. And whatever. I love a selfie, too. I also love Khloe's coral lipstick. And her sunnies. Though that's all I'm focused on.
There is an adorable little girl in this photo with a very handsome young man and yet all I see is Khloe's duckface!