I'm a high heel wearing writer, magician, sleuth, and twin mama with tattoos. My not-so-secret past includes doing time as the Editor of Playgirl magazine. I get personal on Mommy With Tattoos and mouthy at Daily Momtra. I'm obsessed with taking naps, 70s vintage, chocolate chip cookies, reality TV, and Mexican food (not too spicy, please).
The Kardashians have to do things big. It's just how it works. Flashy. Showy. Fancy. Sparkly. Nori. Oh wait, that last one is just Kim's baby's nickname. And I love them for it. They show all of us have-nots what it's like to have, therefore to dream. And I dream ... in Kardashian. Because, well, why not? It's a thrill to fantasize about the rich and famous. And the rich and famous need to have the most over-the-top and talked about Christmas cards, of course. And so that's why you get the incredible David LaChapelle to photograph it! A theme was created! A set was built! Hair and makeup and wardrobe from the best of the best ... and voila! What we have is a family Christmas photo unlike any other in the world.
And the cost of it is also unlike any other family photo in the world. The cost might actually make you shed some holiday tears of the depressed variety.
Ever wonder what the playground dads are saying to each other? It's funnier than I ever could have imagined. These "dadholes" (a name self-prescribed) have their own motto: Dying is easy. Being a dad is hard. And I'm sure they'll agree that being a mom is just as hard, too.
These dadholes, Chris Wylde and Darrell Britt-Gibson, capture a few moments of playground conversation. Maybe it's not what you've heard any parent say while keeping an eye on their kids playing, but it's no doubt what so many of us have thought. Prepare -- this video is hilarious ... and filled with profanities.
I think everyone let out a collective oh no when news of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom's breakup hit in late October. They seemed to have a beautiful life together, love and marriage and a son. But things often seem "perfect" on the outside and we can never truly know what really goes on between two people.
There has been rumors circulating about whom Miranda is now datingand also the whispers that she's moving on way too soon. Some people perhaps feel she isn't thinking of her son. Because, you know, moms aren't allowed to move on after a breakup.
Teen Mom 3's Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee clearly want a huge family. And who can blame them? Family is awesome! (Unless we're talking about weird that uncle everyone seems to have, but we don't like talking about him.) Mackenzie's son Gannon is super cute even when he's smiling at the gang signs daddy's making, and they have a cute little boxer puppy that's just about 5 months old. Plus, Mac's pregnant with a little girl and due in a few months. So many mouths to feed; so many poops to clean!
Just the other day, the rumors were flying that Kris Jenner, who clearly is on a break from covering up her love affair with Ben Flajnik, was livid over the fact that daughter Kim Kardashian got topless and straddled her baby daddy Kanye West in his latest video, "Bound 2." Let's pause for a little laughter. Ho hum. Never a dull moment, is there? I love it! I also wondered how well that went over with the matriarch and the King of all Gods and God of all Kings, his most holy and Genius with a capital G, Kanye West. A little mother-son kind of feud? Kris is used to battling with Kourtney's man Scott Disick, but with Kanye ... that's a whole other level of EVERYTHING.
Which is exactly what I suspect has happened because now Kris is saying that she's really proud of Kim's performance of riding backward on a motorcycle naked and grinding her man. Yes. There's pride.