Baby showers are one of those things that you either love like rainbows and fluffy kittens or hate with an intensity that cannot be measured. Regardless of how you feel about them, you've probably been invited to at least one, and you also probably had a few minutes of brain meltdown as you pondered the gift you should bring. Unless it's a gag gift party or you just really want to piss off the new mom, there are a few things that you should never gift at a baby shower. Things like these:
Deciding how many kids to have is one of the most important decisions you'll make in your life. Sometimes the decision is made for you -- hello, poor birth control -- but sometimes, it's one that you agonize over endlessly.