Jennifer Cullen

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Jennifer Cullen is a 40-something pseudo housewife, divorced and re-married with 2 kids, one stepdaughter and no pets. She married her second husband because he owns a restaurant and she never has to cook again in her life. She balances this out by talking dirty to him when he least expects it. And making him espresso every morning. She writes Life's Dewlaps: Musings From An Underused Brain where she unburdens herself of the many thoughts in her head. She loves her kids, loves her husband and loves her life which is perfect in its imperfections. She considers herself "Happier Than Most".

Sipping on:

Espresso in the morning, Dirty Vodka Martinis on Thursday nights

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Love & Sex

How to Tell When Someone Just Had Sex

Posted by Jennifer Cullen
on Jun 3, 2011 at 6:43 PM

Happy walking womanDid you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you've gotten laid? Because having a vaginal orgasm does more than just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation. In a European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgasm just by watching them walk.

But that's not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had sex. Here are a few others:

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Healthy Living

Plastic Surgery to Change Your Nipples Is Wrong

Posted by Jennifer Cullen
on Jun 3, 2011 at 9:30 AM

Perky nipplesWhat is the least sexy part of your body? I know that it’s different for everybody. For me, I would say it’s my two c-section poochy stomach. And sure, I'm a little self conscious when I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror when I’m naked in bed with my husband. (Note to self, move the mirror.)

I wouldn't get a tummy tuck though. I know my husband doesn’t care about the pooch. And it doesn’t make him think I’m less sexy. No matter how much of a sex goddess I am, I’ll also always be the proud mother of two kids delivered by c-section.

But I just heard about a surgical procedure that made me walk into my bathroom, take off my shirt and bra, and look at my breasts and go, "huh?"

The procedure? Nipple repair: Surgically changing the size and/or shape of your nipples, your areolae (you know, the dark skin with the little bumps that surrounds the nipples), or even both.

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Love & Sex

Can Trial Separations Save Marriages?

Posted by Jennifer Cullen
on Jun 2, 2011 at 6:42 PM

idiots guide to marriage Courteney Cox and David Arquette have been separated for over six months but haven't filed for divorce yet. And recently, they've been seen out and about together looking like a happy, loving couple. Hopefully, having this time apart during their trial separation is giving them a chance to save their marriage.

A trial separation like Cox and Arquette's can allow the couple to focus on what the real issues are, both with themselves and each other. And agreeing to separate, and not head straight for the courthouse, shows a willingness to try to work things out and that maybe the marriage is salvageable.

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Love & Sex

The 5 Most Pathetic Affairs Anyone Can Have

Posted by Jennifer Cullen
on May 25, 2011 at 12:05 PM

Cheating husband How unoriginal can Arnold Schwarzenegger be? By shtupping his housekeeper, Mildred "Patty" Baena, Schwarzenegger was just following the example of the legions of men who couldn't keep their pants on in front of the household help. No points for originality there, though the secret son playing with his other children over the years adds a twist. 

And Arnold's not the only one whose cheating actions seem so predictable. (Though having the chutzpah to keep his mistress employed in his house makes him stand out.) The majority of affairs can be neatly fit into one of the following five pathetic categories:

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Love & Sex

Divorce Parties Are Worse Than Beheaded Grooms

Posted by Jennifer Cullen
on May 24, 2011 at 6:04 PM

Divorce balloonsDivorce parties have been gaining in popularity over the past few years and, based on a recent story in The New York Times, are becoming more socially acceptable. Charles Bronfman, the former chairman of the Seagram Company, and his soon to be ex-wife Bonnie are throwing themselves a  joint divorce party. Married just three years, the couple recently sent out invitations to 100 of their friends to celebrate the upcoming unraveling of their marital bounds.

Wow, attitudes about divorce sure have changed. Getting a divorce used to carry the stigma of failure, even 10 years ago when I went through it. But now, there are stores stocked with all of the necessary supplies to throw a rip roaring divorce party including a blinking "Just Divorced" satin sash, buttons proclaiming "Next Time I'll Marry for Money" and even cakes topped with a beheaded groom.

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