Jaclyn Roth

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I am a working mom that loves having a child but hates being a parent.

I consider myself smart and funny. When my comic sensibility is called into question I just laugh -- because like I said -- I'm funny.

I have a girlfriend (as in a gay one) and we have been together for almost eight years. I refuse to call her my "partner" as we are not in business together, nor do we fight crime.

I carried our daughter. My girlfriend is going to carry our next child. How badly do all of you women out there wish you were gay right now? Like I said -- told you I was smart.

Sipping on:

Coconut Martini with Fresh Coconut Sprinkled on top

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'SYTYCD' 2010: The Winner Is ...

Posted by Jaclyn Roth
on Aug 13, 2010 at 8:21 AM

Wait a minute -- Ellen performed?!  Sorry, but that was a show-stealer!

Ok -- now on to the winner... Lauren! Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I have been predicting this since -- I don't know -- since forever!

Lauren earned her win, and I must say I don't think I have ever been so happy to see a winner of this show crowned.

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'SYTYCD' Finale: These Kids Can Dance, But Who's the Best?

Posted by Jaclyn Roth
on Aug 12, 2010 at 1:22 PM

Last night's episode of SYTYCD was, hands down, the best finale this show has ever seen. All three performers brought their A game and the reality of this reality show is that it truly is anyone's game at this point. I am a professed Lauren fan, but Kent really blew me away tonight. I was left jaw to the floor at the close of the show. And then of course I went back and watched my favorites again.

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'SYTYCD' Top 4 Results Show: Ladies First!

Posted by Jaclyn Roth
on Aug 6, 2010 at 9:58 AM

Ladies first, indeed. Last night Lauren was the first contestant who was told that she would be moving forward to the SYTYCD finale. After that I pretty much went deaf and didn't care about who else moved forward -- as long as it wasn't Ade'Chike'. Don't get me wrong, he's a sweet guy, very respectful, and a phenomenal dancer. But he just didn't hold a candle to the other three contestants.

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'SYTYCD' Top 4 Perform: It's Anyone's Game Now

Posted by Jaclyn Roth
on Aug 5, 2010 at 4:35 PM

The four remaining contestants on SYTYCD brought their game to a whole new level last night. The final four exploded onto the stage and sent shock-waves through the crowd and judges (refer to my favorite judges' quotes of the night below). Of course there were some obvious standouts, a few less than stellar performances, and in my personal opinion, the revelation of SYTYCD's next All-Star -- win or lose (even though I think she should win) -- Lauren.

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'SYTYCD' Top 6 Results Show - And Then There Were 4 (But Really Only 2)

Posted by Jaclyn Roth
on Jul 30, 2010 at 9:00 AM

When I heard that Lauren would appear in last night's results episode of SYTYCD, I was elated. And then to one-up my elation were the words spoken by Nigel which revealed that Lauren would be staying in the competition. I can't remember his words exactly -- I was that excited.

 

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