What to make for breakfast on Valentine's Day? Red velvet cupcakes would be divine -- but if that's a little too decadent for you, how about red velvet waffles! And you might as well add some protein with some cream cheese frosting and a handful of pecans, right? I think I'm in love with this breakfast. 

Readers, I give you the red velvet waffle with cream cheese frosting. It's red and valentine-y, it's sweet, and it will love you on the 14th. Those of you who do not have waffle irons, make these red velvet pancakes and the frosting recipe below. The rest of you, fire up those irons!

You know what the best thing is about the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)? Not the free donuts. And not the wing-nuts. Nope, it's Victoria Jackson, the loopiest right-winger around. Where would conservative politics be without this wacky dame? She is their court jester, the non-office-holding (thank god!) answer to Al Franken. Let's hear it for Barmy Vicki!

It is with great pleasure that we share this Huffington Post interview with Victoria. You hardly even need to say anything to her -- just hold a microphone, put in a quarter, and watch her go. So Victoria, tell us, what do YOU bring to CPAC?

Planning to send flowers for Valentine's Day? We all know how happy it makes people to receive a gorgeous, fragrant bouquet of flowers any time of the year, but especially on Valentine's Day! Good for you, wanting to light up someone's day like that. You deserve some discount codes, right?

Right! And it's time to get cracking looking for those discounts. Don't worry, we have a big, beautiful bouquet full of discount codes on flower delivery for you right here. Just pick your favorites.