I've been a humor blogger since 2009 -- something I kind of "fell into." My words have been quoted in TheNew York Times, CNN.com, and a few TV programs have even dared to put me on camera. Before becoming a full-time writer for The Stir, I dished out celeb gossip for Babble and wrote for CBS CT. I currently reside in the boonies, but long for the city, the coast, or a combination of both. And I'm afraid of butterflies. (Everyone has their thing.)
Man. The closer we get to the end of Bachelor in Paradise, the crazier things in Mexico actually become, though I guess that's to be expected, given that there are only so many roses to hand out each week.
And when Brooks Forester and Tasos showed up to crash the party tonight, the dudes on the show seriously became more desperate than ever.
Poor Robert was so worried about Brooks' asking out Sarah and sweeping her off her feet that he wrote her a freakin' love note, for crying out loud. And then there's Zack, who basically tried to convince himself that he's falling for Jackie, even though he supposedly "put all of his eggs in Clare Crawley's basket" like a week ago. (Dude needs to make an omelet and call it a day.)
Well? It's about damn time! The news just broke that Carrie Underwood is expecting her first child with husband Mike Fisher, which is an announcement her fans have been waiting for basically ever since she got hitched back in 2010.
And since this was a very highly anticipated pregnancy, to say the least, Carrie wanted to surprise everyone with the big news instead of just coming right out and spilling the beans.
A source close to the family told the New York Daily News, "The waking-up process has begun and will take until Tuesday. There is real concern that the part of the brain that controls motor skills may have been compromised, leaving her as either a vegetable or in a wheelchair."
Rivers was placed in the medically induced coma in order to help stabilize her vital signs, and as of yesterday, she was reportedly breathing on life support.
Ugh. The question over whether they will or will not wind up divorcing has been virtually impossible to answer up until now, but after seeing Beyonce and Jay-Z all over each other at the 2014 Made in America Festival? Yeah, it's clear that they're either very much in love, or want us to believe they're very much in love.
Seriously, you guys, they acted like a couple of teenagers out on a first date, or something, to the point where it looked like Jay Z was going to full on grope his wife right there for the entire crowd to see.
Ok, I know the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is kind of all the rage right now, to the point where it's impossible to scroll through our Facebook news feeds without seeing at least one or two on any given day.