Mary Fischer


I've been a humor blogger since 2009 -- something I kind of "fell into." My words have been quoted in The New York Times,, and a few TV programs have even dared to put me on camera. Before becoming a full-time writer for The Stir, I dished out celeb gossip for Babble and wrote for CBS CT. I currently reside in the boonies, but long for the city, the coast, or a combination of both. And I'm afraid of butterflies. (Everyone has their thing.)

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    Ugh. She and Tyler Baltierra are going to such great lengths to be all secretive and mysterious these days, but it's getting pretty tough to deny that Catelynn Lowell is pregnant with her second child.

    I mean, she's young and probably won't have a hard time conceiving, so odds are good that she and Tyler were able to ... ahem ... seal the deal on the first try or two, right? But since she was so candid about the fact that she and Tyler want a baby, some folks are questioning why she won't just go ahead and admit that she has a bun in the oven -- if she is, in fact, pregnant.

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    D'oh! It's time to get ready for a major cat fight or two, because it's been confirmed that Teen Mom stars Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham will reunite on a Couple's Therapy All-Star reunion show.

    If you recall, Catelynn and Tyler Baltierra appeared on the show's third season, after which they decided to call off their wedding and give things more time. (Huh. Guess it totally paid off.)

    And Farrah? Yeah ... after her relationship with Brian Dawe was revealed to be staged for the sake of appearing on the show, she still came on as a single woman. (Because that makes complete sense, being that it's called Couple's Therapy.)

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    Damn. Chelsea Houska is looking slimmer than ever these days, and apparently she needed a dramatic hair change to complement her bangin' new bod.

    And due to the camera angle and/or lighting in recent photos of her, we totally missed her big makeover. It's such a huge shift from her brown hair with subtle red highlights, I'm not even sure where to begin.

    The picture she shared on Twitter speaks for itself, people.

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    OMG! The finale of The Bachelorette may have been a little bit blah, considering we've known for weeks that Andi Dorfman picked Josh Murray to be the last man standing. But holy MOLY -- how amazeballs was the "After the Final Rose" special, when Nick Viall called Andi out for making love to him in the fantasy suite?

    I can't lie, I almost got up off the couch and cheered when the words came out of his mouth. Dude is my new hero. For reals.

    Oh come on, don't even try and act like Nick was out of line, because Andi had more than enough opportunities to talk to him privately off camera, and she refused.

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    She hasn't exactly come out and verbally admitted that she's pregnant, but after seeing Zoe Saldana's growing baby bump, it's pretty clear that she's not carrying around a food baby.

    For an appearance on Good Morning America to promote her new movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, Zoe showed up in a fitted maroon dress. It basically screams, "Yes, I'm pregnant, ok? But it's nobody's business but mine, so I don't feel the need to talk about it."

    Have a look at her bump and see if it looks like she could possibly be anything other than pregnant.

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