Mary Fischer


I've been a humor blogger since 2009 -- something I kind of "fell into." My words have been quoted in The New York Times,, and a few TV programs have even dared to put me on camera. Before becoming a full-time writer for The Stir, I dished out celeb gossip for Babble and wrote for CBS CT. I currently reside in the boonies, but long for the city, the coast, or a combination of both. And I'm afraid of butterflies. (Everyone has their thing.)

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    Whoa. You know how some women (and even more men!) tend to put on a few pounds after settling into a new relationship -- what with all the dinners out that happen in the honeymoon phase? Yeah, well, obviously former Bachelorette Andi Dorfman doesn't have any issues in that department, considering how she managed to rock a crop top in New York City like nobody's business.

    Andi is currently in the Big Apple with her hubby-to-be Josh Murray, and she shared a picture of the two of them out for a night on the town.

    And I'm sure Josh was more than pleased with how hot his lady looked for the occasion, given that her abs are about as flat as a pancake.

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    Huh. We definitely didn't see this one coming. Out of all of the members of the family who might decide to venture out of the realm of reality TV, would you believe that Kylie Jenner is working on her singing career in the hopes of being the next big thing?

    Yep. According to In Touch, Kylie has been practicing her technique with vocal coach Tim Carter. Believe it or not, apparently she has a pretty decent set of pipes.

    (Who knew?)

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    Well, well, well. After weeks of spending time apart from each other, it looks as though everything is hunky-dory between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick again, considering the two of them were spotted out shopping for furniture over the weekend.

    Yep. Amid reports that Kourtney and Scott are breaking up due to his incessant partying and the fact that his priorities are all out of whack, suddenly he's come crawling back to Kourt and seems ready to be domestic and all that good stuff.

    And while this would probably be a pretty good sign for most couple's relationships, somehow I'm just not buying that Scott is ready to settle right back into playing house with Kourt again.

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    Aww! Even though she has yet to openly talk about him (you know, on Twitter or whatever), it sure looks as though Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer are getting pretty serious, especially since she supposedly introduced him to Aubree already.

    We're all dying to know more about this dude. Thanks to a new Instagram video Chel shared, we're in luck as far as being formally "introduced" to Cole goes.

    Wait until you get a load of how stinkin' cute the two of them are together, hanging out on the couch like an old married couple.

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    OMG. How awesome was movie night on Dancing With the Stars? It was so much fun to see a bit more acting thrown in with the performances, especially from scenes we all know and recognize.

    There were so many awesome dances, it's tough to pick a favorite, but my vote goes for either Sadie Robertson and Mark Ballas' Up recreation, or Alfonso Ribeiro and Witney Carson's Austin Powers routine. (Ahhh! How adorable was his mini me? Love it!)

    And Lea Thompson and Artem Chigvintsev's trip Back to the Future tugged at our heartstrings for sure. (OMG. Lorraine McFly. The one and only.)

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