I've been a humor blogger since 2009 -- something I kind of "fell into." My words have been quoted in TheNew York Times, CNN.com, and a few TV programs have even dared to put me on camera. Before becoming a full-time writer for The Stir, I dished out celeb gossip for Babble and wrote for CBS CT. I currently reside in the boonies, but long for the city, the coast, or a combination of both. And I'm afraid of butterflies. (Everyone has their thing.)
Ugh. The question over whether they will or will not wind up divorcing has been virtually impossible to answer up until now, but after seeing Beyonce and Jay-Z all over each other at the 2014 Made in America Festival? Yeah, it's clear that they're either very much in love, or want us to believe they're very much in love.
Seriously, you guys, they acted like a couple of teenagers out on a first date, or something, to the point where it looked like Jay Z was going to full on grope his wife right there for the entire crowd to see.
Ok, I know the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is kind of all the rage right now, to the point where it's impossible to scroll through our Facebook news feeds without seeing at least one or two on any given day.
Uhhhhh, what? I know celebrities are kind of known for doing things unconventionally, but would you believe that at Ashlee Simpson's wedding to Evan Ross, she did not have her dad, Joe Simpson, walk her down the aisle?
Yes, I'm serious. We can probably go ahead and assume he was in attendance, but for whatever reason, Ashlee chose to have her son Bronx give her away as opposed to her pops.
And while the whole idea of her little man walking her down the aisle is kind of adorable, you gotta wonder if poor Joe felt like he got the shaft, being that dads typically do that sort of thing.
The ceremony took place at Hotel Baker, a historic property, and yes, three of Donnie's old boy band members were in attendance. Jordan Knight, Danny Wood, and Jonathan Knight all managed to make the trip to support their friend, which is definitely more than we can say for Donnie's brother, Mark Wahlberg.
(Seriously, can you believe he skipped out on the wedding? What the hell?)
Well? If there was one shred of hope left that he might be dating Khloe Kardashian for the right reasons, hearing that French Montana has hired Kris Jenner as his new manager has gotten rid of it once and for all.
No, this isn't a joke.
Life & Style's new report insists that Kris wants to help out French with his career and that he's "really excited about it."
Duh. Of course he is. Because now he has an even bigger chance of using every ounce of the Kardashians' fame to advance his professional life as much as possible.