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Who doesn't love a funny autocorrect mishap? Well, now there's a new "fail" in town and it's every bit as hilarious as those random word substitutions we've encountered while texting. This one is courtesy of your smartphone's voicemail transcription service -- which seems to wreak havoc on simple messages. We found some hilarious not-suitable-for-work transcriptions that shocked recipients have received and shared.
Take a look at some of the craziest things the automatic "transcriber" thinks it heard. If these don't make you enunciate next time you leave a message, nothing will!
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Wow, that CVS pharmacy is straight up harsh on this lady. But as Stephanie points out, "#noonecanprouncemyname." We get the feeling she's probably heard that one before -- or worse.
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First of all, the term "cannibal hospital" is definitely disconcerting, but then this caller goes on to talk about a lady with a banana. We don't want to hear any more!
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Wow, we knew banks were increasing their services to stay competitive but we didn't know they'd branched out into this terrain. They'd better be careful or they'll stumble upon a customer who's interested in taking them up on that!
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Oh, Verizon, we do not think this is what you meant to say at all! At least we hope not. Still, we can't help but wonder what "package" this customer has.
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"Apple get it together, my mom did not say this," Emily, the owner of this cell phone, wrote. This is probably not a transcription fail: "... you know he looks 12..." -- and that's what we want to know more about.
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This caption is priceless: "I don't think FedEx was calling about shipping #farts...but the pranking possibilities would be endless!" So true.
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We love that the instructions call for Kelsey to stay hydrated for whatever it is that's about to happen to her. Fortunately, the caption says it all: "I assure you this voicemail is not a reminder for 'slut dinner' but rather my appointment with Oxford Blood Center."
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Some people like to get really creative with their pet names, but something tells us this lady did not name her cat after a sex toy!
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Wow, that's no way to approach Mom about a sleepover! Wonder if this kid got in trouble for this? We think not based on his mom's cool reaction: "Pretty sure that Tyver didn't swear at me at any point in this voicemail... lol thanks #voicemailtranscriptionfail."
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This has to be the most extreme reaction to a "loss of power" that we've ever heard about. Bet the school wishes it could rescind this transcription! Can't wait to hear/read the update.
