X-Rated Objects Are Hanging From Telephone Wires All Over Portland (PHOTOS)

A Portland General Electric spokesman said that he didn't believe the adult toys posed a fire hazard. While it isn't clear who started this trend, I'm secretly hoping that it's for an upcoming episode of Portlandia.

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Because seriously, what else could it be? Check it out:

Some hero hung hundreds of dildos from power lines in Portland, and no one knows why. http://t.co/OGKxvMq7rk pic.twitter.com/hR49qrckiY

— someecards (@someecards) July 15, 2015

Throwing dildos over the power lines has become a thing in portland via @rabble #Portlandia pic.twitter.com/zNsCrqlBAb

— Scott Wise (@brewhouse) July 15, 2015

Why Are There Dozens of Dildos Hanging From Power Lines In Portland?? http://t.co/eMbiZfeUer pic.twitter.com/kQlwFmDDsY

— Amazing Facts (@RealFactsTBH) July 15, 2015

I thought I heard they were executing hipsters in Portland but I misunderstood http://t.co/v7VZFJFsmM

— Popehat (@Popehat) July 15, 2015

Portland has a Problem with People Hanging Dildos on Power Lines http://t.co/jXqrf2uKBD pic.twitter.com/h9RWv7S9El

— CollegeHumor (@CollegeHumor) July 14, 2015

I just can't, you guys. Dildos hanging from power lines. SMH.

 

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