Poop Literally Rains From Sky Onto Sweet 16 Party -- Lucky Girl! (VIDEO)

sweet 16 poopTurning 16 is a really big deal to a 16-year-old. There has to be cake, presents, and of course a party. No one likes a party pooper. (Sorry, had to squeeze that in there.) Levittown, Pennsylvania, resident Jacinda was having quite a lovely party on a beautiful Spring day in her backyard with her friends and family when poop rained down from the sky. This 16-year-old got pooped on for her Sweet 16.


Joe Combray, Jacinda's stepfather, said, "Out of nowhere, from the sky, comes a bunch of feces, lands on her. We just got done with cake. Thank God. We took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky. It was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything ... I grabbed a hose from over here, immediately started lining things up to start washing it off." 

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The culprit? Not a flock of birds. No alien flyover. No prank from teenage boys not invited to the party. It was -- they believe -- feces dropped from an airplane at the worst time ever. (Though it did happen after the cake.) The family contacted the FAA and filed a complaint. They said they would look into the stinky situation. (Maybe this 16 year old deserves an open round trip flight to the destination of her choosing?)

This is the worst ... or the best, depending on how you look at it. And we HAVE to look at it from a positive perspective because you can't just get crapped on and then go on with a crappy attitude. That's just crap. (The more I write crap, the worst it sounds.) But I'm going to look on the bright side here. Jacinda is lucky. Yes. Lucky. When you get pooped on by a bird, it's considered lucky if you believe in the dozens of curious things I believe in. And I believe getting pooped on from the biggest "bird" of all -- an airplane -- has got to be years and years and years of luck. I'm thinking sweet 16 years of the good stuff at the very least. One just cannot be sh*t on during their birthday party (unwillingly) and not have something completely, totally, and utterly amazing happen to them forevermore.

Happy birthday, Jacinda! May your Sweet 16 be the only crappy day you'll see.

Have you ever been pooped on by something mysterious from the sky?

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