Jenny Isenman writes about all things that matter to moms on her blog The Suburban Jungle, from erotic fiction to celebrity parenting. We love her and think you will, too.
Here, in honor of Mother's Day, she discusses a license to procreate and most of us moms can probably say we agree with her.
You need special credentials to drive a car, take out a book, get a credit card, but there are no prerequisites to raise a child?
I realize that high-schoolers, crackheads, homeless people, cheap hookers, and teenage pop stars should not be having children. I am not, however, taking a stance on moral or political issues; I’ll leave that (as I always do) to Paris Hilton.
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We know it; we hear it all the time; but in the midst of the daily grind, temper tantrums, and tried days, it's hard to remember just how quickly our children grow sometimes. So I always love the reminders that come along and stop me in my tracks and make me pause and try to take a breath and soak it all in. Actually, I both love and hate them, because they also make me desperately sad about the fleeting time we have with our children.
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I know. I don’t want to talk about it any more than you want to read about it but this shit is going to happen so buckle up, buttercup.
It’s important to always be an authentic version of you. Unless you’re an asshole. Then you can be someone else. Although, now that I think about it, there’s only one you so if you’re pretending to be someone else that's an authentic version of you as well. An authentic version of you pretending to be someone else. And now my head hurts.
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