Everyone, now we have two reasons to celebrate this weekend. They figured out how to fix ketchup! To be exact, scientists have created a bottle that lets the ketchup just slide out -- instead of making you smack the bottom to get those last few glugs out.

Introducing LiquiGlide, a surface coating that sends ketchup along its merry way, out of the plastic or glass bottle and right next to that still-warm pile of French fries.

Oh, one little hitch -- you can't get a LiquiGlide bottle just yet.

Another day, another strange airline occurrence with a passenger. I mean, is it getting to be a regular thing? Has this trend peaked yet? What's going on? Today, reports had it that a passenger on an American Airlines flight from Jamaica had to be restrained after rushing towards the cockpit after the flight landed in Miami.

Apparently it was, once again, the passengers who got up and showed the "disoriented" male what's what. Yep, they weren't gonna let no one have their way with the cockpit, not on their watch, no sirree bob. You just don't get away with being wacky on planes anymore!

It's been 33 years since 6-year-old boy Etan Patz disappeared, and although he was declared legally dead in 2001, the mystery of what happened to him is still haunting the nation. That's likely because a former bodega stock clerk named Pedro Hernández has confessed to and been charged with Patz's murder, but so many questions about the incident remain.

Now 51, Hernández was 18 years old, working at a small grocery store in the New York neighborhood of SoHo, when Patz walked by on his way to his school bus stop. Hernández allegedly told police that he used a soda to lure the boy down to the basement, then strangled him, bagging and discarding the boy's body next to a pile of trash. So sick and twisted and all kinds of heartbreaking. And yet, almost making matters worse is that we still don't know why?

There is never any excuse for a mother killing her children, but as far back as Medea, women have taken the lives of their children in revenge for their husband betraying them with another woman. That may have been what was behind the tragedy that unfolded in Tacony, Pennsylvania yesterday. A man, Ron Smalls, frantically called police to report that his youngest children, 1-and-a-half-year-old twins named Adam and Eve, were dead, apparently by suffocation. He also reported that his wife, Stacey Smalls, had tried to poison their 4-year-old. But she is okay.

The wife had also made numerous attempts to kill herself, and had left behind a suicide note implicating her husband in having an affair with a family member.

Watch yourself Bubba!

President Bill Clinton was caught posing with porn stars during a gala at a Monte Carlo casino.

Adult film actresses Tasha Reign (left) and Brooklyn Lee (right) flanked the ex-prez, who looked like he was having a good ol' time at the Night in Monaco charity bash. And his wife Hillary was nowhere in sight.

No mother wants to ever have to fathom her child committing suicide, but when that child is a mere baby, it dwells in the realm of horrifically, mind-bogglingly tragic. A 7-year-old boy in Detroit was found hanging by a belt from a bunkbed in the home he shared with his mother and sisters. Doubly tragic, it was his 14-year-old sister who discovered him. Police say that the boy had previously expressed a desire to harm himself, and had been depressed about being bullied at school, his parents' recent separation, and being the only boy in a large family of sisters. Police do not suspect any foul play.

Ironically, his mother was trying to help him, and had last seen him alive when she went to go visit their pastor to discuss his depression.

We're so close to the start of our long Memorial Day weekend, we can almost taste it. Aaaand it tastes like barbecue, beer, and exhaust. Just as Mem Day is famous for its backyard cookouts, it's just as notorious for its traffic. It's been reported that roads will only be slightly busier this year than last, despite the dip in gas prices, but it's still a good idea to prepare to hurry up and wait if you decide to take any main throughway. Over 34 million Americans will travel 50 or more miles from home starting Thursday, May 24 through Monday, May 28. That's a lot of cars.

So! Need some tips for traveling? Here's a list of 5 must-dos if you're looking to stay sane this holiday weekend.

I really want to look at the arrest in the decades old Etan Patz case as good news. I'm sure the parents of the little boy who went missing 33 years ago, only to become the first ever "face on the milk carton" are breathing easier today. But what about the rest of us? Does the confession from Pedro Hernandez really make life easier on the rest of us parents?

It's a selfish way to look at this whole thing, I know. Etan Patz' parents have been living with the horror of having said goodbye to their little boy one May day in 1979 and then never seeing him again. The pain is theirs and theirs alone. Except, not really.