When you're little, life is one giant adventure. Ice cream can give you headaches?! Bees sting?! The lessons we sometimes have, uh, forced on us change our lives -- very often for the better. This was definitely the case for one little boy. When he learned that his teacher hadn't been feeling well, he leaped into action, like a superhero of sorts. Surely the source of her ailment could be cured by the scientific fact about the body he had just learned. That fact? Pooping makes you feel better. Indeed, this boy was the Batman of Bowel Movements.
You heard it here first, folks. Ain't no thang a little time dedicated to the intestinal mambo can't fix. I don't know which part of this note he wrote is better -- the fact that he shares his tips with such exuberance, or the fact that he thought absolutely nothing of sharing his "discovery" with his beloved teacher. Boys will be boys, I guess. And boys are as wonderful as they are disgusting.