24 Popular Kids Movies With Naughty Adult Jokes

Suzee Skwiot | Feb 17, 2015 Big Kid
24 Popular Kids Movies With Naughty Adult Jokes

Toy storyWhether you're re-watching old kids' movies from your childhood, or marathoning new cartoons with the kids, it seems like there are always little moments we initially missed. You know exactly what those are. The hidden adult jokes and not-so-G-rated lines make viewing Cars for the thousandth time that much more entertaining.

In fact, did you know countless kids' movies actually have adult jokes? From Toy Story to Shrek, these family-friendly flicks are littered with cheeky puns and some NSFK (not safe for kids) jokes.

So parents, heed this warning before you turn on the following movies. And good luck trying to explain to the kids why you're cackling uncontrollably at the "Piston Cups" joke.

Snort. Did you catch #12 when you watched it?

 

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  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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    "The snozberries taste like snozberries!"

    Little known fact: "snozberry" is actually slang for the tip of a man's, ahem, member.

  • Little Mermaid

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    Remember Sebastian singing, "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me"?

    Alright, maybe we have a dirty mind, but it's so obvious.

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  • Shrek

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    As Shrek and Donkey walk up to short Lord Farquaad's very large castle (let's pause here and really sound out that name, slowly. Get it?) and comment on how large it is.

    Shrek: "Maybe he's compensating for something...?"

    Ba-dum-tshhhhh!

     

  • Shrek the Third

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    Not to be outdone, the third installment in the series has one hilarious throwaway sign. One of the stores is called "Ye Olde Hooters."

    But sure, you really go there for the wings.

  • The Santa Clause

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    Quick convo between Steve (Santa) and his son:

    "Dad, you're flying!"

    "It's ok. I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s."

    There's a quick drug warning for you kids!

  • Toy Story

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    Bo Peep: "Whadda ya say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?"

    Translation: Leave the kids with a babysitter, gets some time along, maybe a little sumtin, sumtin.

  • Toy Story 2

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    Cowgirl Jesse pulls off the race car track trick. Buzz Lightyear's wings pop out and we have one single sound effect: "boing-oing-oing!"

    Excitement, indeed.

     

  • Toy Story 3

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    Mr. Potato Head: It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
    Hamm: Uhh,. I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.
    Spoiler alert: Lincoln Logs = poop.
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  • The Rugrats Movie

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    When Chaz is on the phone with a hotline looking for help with his crossword puzzle, he shouts that it's costing him $1.99 a minute (ahem, phone sex, ahem). And then he shouts, "No, it's not that kind of call!"

    Mmhmm, we're sure...

     

  • Madagascar

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    It's a simple joke that we probably all missed at first. When the lion is chasing Marty, Marty exclaims "Oh, sugar honey iced tea!"

    See it? Take the first letter of each word, and you'll realize that particular part of the movie is not-so-PG-rated. 

  • Cars

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    Lightning McQueen says "He's won three Piston Cups!" A shocked Mater replies, "He did what in his cup?'"

    In another scene, two female cars flash their headlights at Lightning McQueen, mimicking a quick chest flash.

  • Cars 2

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    Acer: "This one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong."

    Yes, please explain why you were "sticking [your] bumper" there, please1

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

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    At one point a stork leaves a baby on the front stoop. When the father sees it in the morning,  he says, "Hmm? Oh, honey our baby's here...looks just like your boss!" Oof.

  • Ratatouille

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    Skinner: What are you doing in here?
    Linguini
    : I'm just familiarizing myself with, you know, the vegetables and such.
    Skinner
    : Get out! One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!

    You might know, but never admit it.

  • Robots

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    The adult humor starts right away in this Robin Williams flick with this gem in the first scene: "Making the baby is the fun part!"

    But now is not the time to have the talk.

  • Aladdin and the King of Thieves

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    After the wedding pavilion was shaking, the Genie says, "I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon."

    Nothing like a little honeymoon sex humor to really lighten the mood with your 5-year-old, right?

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  • Hercules

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    "That Oedipus thing, man I thought I had problems."

    For anyone who didn't pay attention in English class, Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father so he could marry his mother. Yes, that's exactly how the story goes. 

  • Fred Claus

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    "Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?"

    You have to love an erectile dysfunction joke, huh?

  • Finding Nemo

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    Cut to the dentist's office after the fish break the cleaning pump.

    Shrimp: "Does anyone realize we are swimming in our own --"

    Star fish: "Shhhh! It's him!"

    You see what they did there?

     

  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

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    Buck: "Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel!"

    Excuse us while we cringe.

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  • The Little Rascals

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    Alfalfa's cowlick stands up with a "boing" sound after Darla kisses him.

  • Hook

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    In the infamous insult scene between Peter and Rufio, Robin Williams yells, "You're a near-sighted gynecologist!"

    Think about it, think about it, think about it...

    There it is!

  • Space Jam

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    A doctor asks Patrick Ewing if there are any places other than basketball where he's "unable to perform."

    *Cough,* the bedroom, *cough.*

  • Wall-E

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    While rifling through the trash, Wall-E comes across a bra... which he then wears as goggles.

    How many kids got that one?

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