Mom. Dad. It has come to our attention that there is a real problem in our schools. I know what you're thinking. Bullies. Kids going hungry. Common Core! Alas, it is none of those. Have you heard of the detrimental effects of teachers using, shudder, RED PEN?
You haven't? Well then! You are about to be schooled in the danger of all things red. See, Mounts Bay Academy over in Jolly Old has forced its teachers to replace their pens with green and purple when they mark up students' worksheets because "red ink was a very negative colour."
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.
WHAT have we been doing to our kids all these years? My God, man, this must be stopped!
In fact, now that I think about it, there's an awful lot of red in my daughter's school. An AWFUL lot of negativity.
Now that the folks at Mounts Bay have opened my eyes, I am on a mission! Pens are NOT enough ... just look at all the things we must get out of our schools because, well, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
All of these are pretty dang serious, but #6 absolutely must go. NOW!!!
What else do we need to add to the list?
Image by Jeanne Sager