Ah, kids, they are sources of unintentional humor, aren't they? And you know what kids are doing these days? That's right, they're all sitting down to write their letters to Santa, those long carefully printed missives containing unfortunate misspellings, outlandish demands, and of course, embarrassment for their parents!
Kids do say the darndest things, don't they? Especially to the jolly old fat guy who may bring them their every heart's desire for Christmas.
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So, for kids from 1 to 92, I'm offering some of the funniest Santa letters you will read this season!
What's the funniest thing YOUR kid has written in a letter to Santa? Is it anything like #9?
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I have been good this year. I have helped Rose cook dinner. I helped dad gets his beers from the fridge. I helped mum clean the fish tank. I would really like a pink car for Peppa Pig, a Pepper pig doll house, a pink train track, some peppa pig dolls and a heart necklace. And lots of chocolate and lollies Thank you Santa!!! XOXO