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"Taxis are not for eating."
"Cheese is not a fruit"
Those are the first two that come to mind. :)
don't sniff your sisters butt
You can't eat pizza without your panties on
"you need to say sorry for calling him a poo-poo!" - my friend to her son about my son. funniest thing ever.
The vacuum is tired? I want the backstory on that one.
"Please stop throwing your brother's pants at the fan and give them back to him." and "Stop pooping in that box! The bathroom is less than two feet away from you and fully functional!"
Explaining to my daughter that she does not have a penis.
That's cute and all but did we really need to put it in a slideshow... NO!
"Get your peaches out of my ear!"
"We do not eat food out of the garbage!"