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16 of the Craziest Things Perfectly Normal Parents Have Said

by Jeanne Sager August 10, 2013 at 7:35 AM
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writes articles for The Stir by day, slays closet monsters and bounds through bedtime stories with her elementary schooler by night.

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Lokis...
LokisMama
August 10, 2013 at 8:08 AM

"Taxis are not for eating."

"Cheese is not a fruit"

Those are the first two that come to mind. :) 

2baby...
2babymomma
August 10, 2013 at 9:48 AM
don't sniff your sisters butt
stace...
stacey541
August 10, 2013 at 10:15 AM
You can't eat pizza without your panties on
MommaH4
MommaH4
August 10, 2013 at 11:26 AM

"you need to say sorry for calling him a poo-poo!"  - my friend to her son about my son. funniest thing ever.

Facebook comment from Todd Vrancic
August 10, 2013 at 7:25 PM

The vacuum is tired?  I want the backstory on that one.

s_ran...
s_ranker116
August 10, 2013 at 9:00 PM

"Please stop throwing your brother's pants at the fan and give them back to him." and "Stop pooping in that box! The bathroom is less than two feet away from you and fully functional!"

work4...
work4mickey
August 11, 2013 at 12:36 AM
Explaining to my daughter that she does not have a penis.
leona24
leona24
August 11, 2013 at 2:09 PM
That's cute and all but did we really need to put it in a slideshow... NO!
gridi...
gridironsmom
August 11, 2013 at 9:32 PM
"Get your peaches out of my ear!"
Robcat21
Robcat21
August 12, 2013 at 8:54 AM

"We do not eat food out of the garbage!"

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